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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #120 on: March 16, 2011, 04:37:59 PM »
Maybe they got the advice to take something to read with them to the toilet.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #121 on: March 16, 2011, 05:39:10 PM »
You gotta exercise those ass muscles! Come on! 1... 2... 3... rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhyayayayayayayayaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh... PLOP! Aaaaah! Much better! :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #122 on: March 16, 2011, 05:40:04 PM »
Growing haemorrhoids?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #123 on: March 17, 2011, 12:20:33 AM »
Quote from: Pentagram on March 16, 2011, 05:39:10 PM
You gotta exercise those ass muscles! Come on! 1... 2... 3... rrrrraaaaaaarrrrrrgggggghhhhyayayayayayayayaaaarrrrrrrrggggghhhh... PLOP! Aaaaah! Much better! :zoinks:

There's no need to mention who what you stick up your ass to exercise your muscles.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #124 on: March 18, 2011, 05:11:48 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2011, 05:40:04 PM
Growing haemorrhoids?

Richards back?  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #125 on: March 18, 2011, 08:35:54 PM »
Quote from: Sea Tart on March 18, 2011, 05:11:48 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 16, 2011, 05:40:04 PM
Growing haemorrhoids?

Richards back?  :zoinks:


Unfortunately not. If you're reading this Richard, please come back. :)
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #126 on: April 09, 2011, 04:10:49 PM »
This thread is still popular with the guests.  :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.  :tp:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #127 on: April 09, 2011, 04:35:17 PM »
Quote from: PPK on April 09, 2011, 04:10:49 PM
This thread is still popular with the guests.  :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.  :tp:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #128 on: April 09, 2011, 04:42:20 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
Quote from: PPK on April 09, 2011, 04:10:49 PM
This thread is still popular with the guests.  :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.  :tp:

    :evilplus:  for eloquent use of smileys!
We must set a proper example for newbs and guests.  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #129 on: April 09, 2011, 04:43:13 PM »
Quote from: PPK on April 09, 2011, 04:42:20 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 04:35:17 PM
Quote from: PPK on April 09, 2011, 04:10:49 PM
This thread is still popular with the guests.  :poop: happens, remember the job isn't finished until the paperwork is done.  :tp:

    :evilplus:  for eloquent use of smileys!
We must set a proper example for newbs and guests.  :zoinks:

:indeed:   We must be models of propriety in all things!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #130 on: April 09, 2011, 05:24:22 PM »
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #131 on: April 09, 2011, 05:30:25 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 09, 2011, 05:24:22 PM
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!  :thumbup:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #132 on: April 09, 2011, 05:33:32 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 09, 2011, 05:24:22 PM
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!  :thumbup:

That is what they say of diarrheas, too.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #133 on: April 09, 2011, 05:34:34 PM »
Quote from: odeon on April 09, 2011, 05:33:32 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 09, 2011, 05:24:22 PM
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!  :thumbup:

That is what they say of diarrheas, too.

Well, I WAS about to have dinner...  :sick:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #134 on: April 09, 2011, 05:34:55 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 09, 2011, 05:30:25 PM
Quote from: odeon on April 09, 2011, 05:24:22 PM
Seriously. This thread still makes me lol.

It's the gift that keeps on giving!  :thumbup:
:lol: :agreed: with both of you.

And when you have posted in this thread, and search for your username and Intensitysqared, this thread comes up.
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