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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #75 on: January 02, 2011, 08:16:33 AM »
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.



Or shake hands afterwards?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #76 on: January 02, 2011, 11:52:33 AM »
Has anyone found any "treasure" by digging shit out of their ass? :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #77 on: January 02, 2011, 01:09:35 PM »
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.



sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #78 on: January 02, 2011, 01:27:55 PM »
Quote from: Pentagram on January 02, 2011, 11:52:33 AM
Has anyone found any "treasure" by digging shit out of their ass? :zoinks:

Of course. How else could I explain your existence?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #79 on: January 02, 2011, 01:32:01 PM »
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #80 on: January 03, 2011, 03:16:54 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 02, 2011, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.



sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!



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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #81 on: January 03, 2011, 04:45:02 AM »
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema?  :eyebrow:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #82 on: January 03, 2011, 08:37:22 AM »
Quote from: ZEGH8578 on January 02, 2011, 01:09:35 PM
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.



sheesh, your not even trying to fit in are you!

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #83 on: January 03, 2011, 12:30:03 PM »
eris, im glad :D

this thread always gives me bad images tho

and as all my mental images, its crystal clear, and i dont want it to be..
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #84 on: January 03, 2011, 12:31:21 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on January 03, 2011, 04:45:02 AM
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema?  :eyebrow:


Where's the fun in that?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #85 on: January 03, 2011, 12:40:13 PM »
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on January 03, 2011, 04:45:02 AM
So, I suspect no-one who has actually done this has ever heard of an enema?  :eyebrow:



SG said on the second page of this thread that she did try enemas first, but she couldn't keep them in long enough to do the job.

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I agree with Callaway.  What the hell do you people eat?  Seriously, what do you have on a daily basis.  I have only been constipated once in my life to the point where I felt the need to take a laxative.  How much water do you drink on a daily basis?

Your mother did this to you when you were 12?!  Why not go to a doctor?


My family has always cooked good meals, not unhealthy stuff. Constipation runs in my family. My BF has this too so him taking fiber pills makes him go more often.

Yes my mother dug it out ofme when I was 12. They tried enema but I wouldn't hold it in me so the effect didn't take place.

I drink water everyday but I never counted. I keep a water bottle in the fridge and keep it filled it with water. I drink water at work but its always at the water fountain. sometimes  go to the cafateria and have a cup of water if I am on a break.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #86 on: January 03, 2011, 12:41:07 PM »
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #87 on: January 03, 2011, 12:45:03 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 03, 2011, 12:41:07 PM
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #88 on: January 03, 2011, 12:46:54 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 03, 2011, 12:41:07 PM
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #89 on: January 03, 2011, 12:56:28 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 03, 2011, 12:45:03 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on January 03, 2011, 12:41:07 PM
thanks for bumping this thread guys... I was just eating

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on that link, the post you quoted and the post directly above it are making me very confused. It's like yes no yes no yes no yes no.

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