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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #60 on: January 01, 2011, 05:42:56 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 01, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
btw if it's really disgusting, warn me before you write it
It is no more disgusting than the thread you are in.  :lol:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #61 on: January 01, 2011, 05:49:19 PM »
Quote from: Heinrich on January 01, 2011, 05:42:45 PM
shit now I'm tempted to look

It's like pulling off a bandage. Read quickly. The pain will be over in a week or two.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #62 on: January 01, 2011, 05:49:46 PM »
Quote from: PPK on January 01, 2011, 05:42:56 PM
Quote from: Heinrich on January 01, 2011, 05:18:26 PM
btw if it's really disgusting, warn me before you write it
It is no more disgusting than the thread you are in.  :lol:

lol good point :laugh:

ok I will read it
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #63 on: January 01, 2011, 05:53:30 PM »
urgh wtf
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #64 on: January 01, 2011, 05:54:13 PM »
ok someone post something nice now, not related to anus, rectum, shit or scousers
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #65 on: January 01, 2011, 05:58:46 PM »
How about some nice sausage?

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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #66 on: January 01, 2011, 05:59:49 PM »
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #67 on: January 01, 2011, 06:01:38 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:

And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.

Don't forget that one.

So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.

I didn't get a decoder ring!

 :'(
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Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #68 on: January 01, 2011, 06:03:53 PM »
Quote from: Semicolon on January 01, 2011, 06:01:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:

And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.

Don't forget that one.

So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.

I didn't get a decoder ring!

 :'(
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.

Or the hollidays did delay the delivery.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #69 on: January 01, 2011, 06:04:48 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 01, 2011, 06:01:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:

And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.

Don't forget that one.

So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.

I didn't get a decoder ring!

 :'(
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.

Or the hollidays did delay the delivery.

Oh, just a warning, don't wear the ring when digging shit out of your ass.
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Quote from: DirtDawg on July 05, 2016, 01:04:21 AM
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #70 on: January 01, 2011, 06:05:32 PM »
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 06:04:48 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 06:03:53 PM
Quote from: Semicolon on January 01, 2011, 06:01:38 PM
Quote from: hykeaswell on January 01, 2011, 05:59:49 PM
Quote from: PPK on December 31, 2010, 10:43:57 AM
It's about sneering disdainfully. Like MENSA without the intelligence part.  :thumbup:

And the gorgeous non-functional decoder ring.

Don't forget that one.

So good to show off with that, and impress your friends.

I didn't get a decoder ring!

 :'(
Awwww, maybe they ran out of them.

Or the hollidays did delay the delivery.

Oh, just a warning, don't wear the ring when digging shit out of your ass.


I will remember that.
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Quote from: DFGL on October 20, 2013, 05:15:22 PM
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #71 on: January 01, 2011, 06:07:15 PM »
That's just funny.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #72 on: January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM »
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #73 on: January 02, 2011, 07:17:36 AM »
Quote from: AbsolutelyCrackers on January 02, 2011, 07:15:59 AM
Fuck constipation but I'd never go as far as shoving my hand up there.



Watch you language remember this is a classy place  :zoinks:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #74 on: January 02, 2011, 07:29:53 AM »
Oh fiddlesticks yes of course, I do apologize.  :zoinks:

 
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