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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #45 on: December 31, 2010, 10:48:32 AM »
I rememeber this was one of the topics that got me banned on WP when I posted this there. It was in the adult section.


I had to dig it out again when I was in the hospital because I had to go and couldn't because it hurt to push due to giving birth and I had to be sewn up because I tore and I was swollen down there and the epidural was wearing off so I was finally feeling the pain down there. But I was given pills every six hours to keep it down. Now I am getting better. I read its two weeks to recover from it. It's been a week now.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #46 on: December 31, 2010, 10:53:32 AM »
I recently had hemerriods. my fucking god it was like a toothache in my butt!  :thumbdn:

who else has had them?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #47 on: December 31, 2010, 10:54:10 AM »
Two weeks to recover from birth or digging shit?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #48 on: December 31, 2010, 11:37:57 AM »
Two weeks to recover from birth or digging shit?

Vaginal birth, maybe?  More like six weeks for a C-section, I think.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #49 on: December 31, 2010, 11:40:40 AM »
I rememeber this was one of the topics that got me banned on WP when I posted this there. It was in the adult section.


I had to dig it out again when I was in the hospital because I had to go and couldn't because it hurt to push due to giving birth and I had to be sewn up because I tore and I was swollen down there and the epidural was wearing off so I was finally feeling the pain down there. But I was given pills every six hours to keep it down. Now I am getting better. I read its two weeks to recover from it. It's been a week now.

If you are still constipated, you should try MiraLax.  You can get it over the counter at Wal-Mart or Walgreens and it stays inside your digestive system, so it shouldn't affect the baby.  I used that when I was taking Percocet while recovering from my anke surgery a year ago and it worked very well for me.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #50 on: December 31, 2010, 12:54:10 PM »
Two weeks to recover from birth or digging shit?


From giving birth. I read it takes about two weeks and with a c section it's about six.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #51 on: December 31, 2010, 12:56:21 PM »
I rememeber this was one of the topics that got me banned on WP when I posted this there. It was in the adult section.


I had to dig it out again when I was in the hospital because I had to go and couldn't because it hurt to push due to giving birth and I had to be sewn up because I tore and I was swollen down there and the epidural was wearing off so I was finally feeling the pain down there. But I was given pills every six hours to keep it down. Now I am getting better. I read its two weeks to recover from it. It's been a week now.

If you are still constipated, you should try MiraLax.  You can get it over the counter at Wal-Mart or Walgreens and it stays inside your digestive system, so it shouldn't affect the baby.  I used that when I was taking Percocet while recovering from my anke surgery a year ago and it worked very well for me.


I'm pooping better now and I let it come out on it's own and I give it a little push. I do it slowly and I was given stool softeners to take. It just takes me longer to get it out and I wait till it's ready.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #52 on: December 31, 2010, 11:07:46 PM »
I recently had hemerriods. my fucking god it was like a toothache in my butt!  :thumbdn:

who else has had them?
I did when I was a kid. I remember it being really painful. I didn't tell anyone and I didn't realise what I had had until years later.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #53 on: January 01, 2011, 09:16:23 AM »
I recently had hemerriods. my fucking god it was like a toothache in my butt!  :thumbdn:

who else has had them?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #54 on: January 01, 2011, 05:15:53 PM »
this thread is terrible

i hope yall wash your hands after digging poop out your asses

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #55 on: January 01, 2011, 05:18:07 PM »
what are hemmaroids?

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #56 on: January 01, 2011, 05:18:26 PM »
btw if it's really disgusting, warn me before you write it

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #57 on: January 01, 2011, 05:19:06 PM »
^It's really disgusting.

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #59 on: January 01, 2011, 05:42:45 PM »
shit now I'm tempted to look