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Offline MLA

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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #390 on: June 03, 2013, 02:27:07 PM »
why were you in a psychiatric hospital?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #391 on: June 03, 2013, 02:30:18 PM »
My mom called butler mental first, because I wouldn't take my meds. I haven't changed a bit, and its now because of a court order that I take em. 
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #392 on: June 03, 2013, 02:46:48 PM »
How long were you in the hospital?
When did you get out?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #393 on: June 03, 2013, 03:10:56 PM »
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 03, 2013, 01:31:21 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.

Time for me to invent a safe and effective poo removal tool. To the laboratory!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #394 on: June 03, 2013, 03:13:41 PM »
The Romans already did 2000 years ago. Sponge on a stick :toporly:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #395 on: June 03, 2013, 03:47:13 PM »
Quote from: Lit on June 03, 2013, 03:13:41 PM
The Romans already did 2000 years ago. Sponge on a stick :toporly:

That was for wiping. I mean to extract the jammed in hard impacted stuff some people get.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #396 on: June 03, 2013, 03:50:03 PM »
Martini stirrer, penetrated, not scooped.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #397 on: June 03, 2013, 04:35:42 PM »
Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 02:46:48 PM
How long were you in the hospital?
When did you get out?

A year I guess.
been a few months, didn't go on here immediately, again just guessing
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #398 on: June 03, 2013, 05:23:17 PM »
I see you wearing a hat in your profile picture.
Did you lose your hair from the chemo?
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #399 on: June 03, 2013, 06:41:32 PM »
Quote from: Parts on June 03, 2013, 01:39:04 PM
Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 03, 2013, 01:31:21 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.


A Sundae spoon would be best long handle smallish scoop and available in sterling silver which does have antimicrobial properties  :nerdy:

I did not realize that about Silver.

Quote from: McAnarchist on June 03, 2013, 01:40:56 PM
A martini stirrer.
:indeed: just be sure not to put it back in the liquor cabinet.
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Quote from: Cassanova Frankenstein on June 03, 2013, 01:31:21 PM
Quote from: El-Presidente on June 03, 2013, 01:18:58 PM
What is the best poo prying implement?
Interesting question there EP. Dirt Dawg mentioned pencil and paper and Lestat mentioned his friend using an apple corer to hollow out a turd.  :zombiefuck: The apple corer trick seems like one slip could result in a serious laceration of the anus/colon and infection.

Time for me to invent a safe and effective poo removal tool. To the laboratory!
Good on ya mate!  :thumbup: There are some good suggestions for a starting point here. The practical testing phase will probably not be much fun.  :nerdy:
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #400 on: June 03, 2013, 06:45:52 PM »
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days. 
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #401 on: June 03, 2013, 06:51:58 PM »
Quote from: DayGlowRandy on June 03, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.
sweet.
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #402 on: June 03, 2013, 07:01:56 PM »
I SWEAR TO GOD ADDING BEANS FIX MY BOWEL MESS, I AM PRETTY SURE THEM SEALS EAT BEANS.  I HIGHLY RECCOMEND BEANS! BETTER THAN MIRALAX!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #403 on: June 03, 2013, 08:11:18 PM »
Fuck getting a girl pregnant. I want to get you pregnant!
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Re: Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated
« Reply #404 on: June 03, 2013, 08:21:58 PM »
Quote from: DayGlowRandy on June 03, 2013, 06:45:52 PM
I lost eyebrow hair that all. I got my first gray hair in the hospital, and I have a crew cut on under that cap.  I want to be in the military, a seal cop. I fuckn copied them, wear all black alot of days.
Post a close up no eyebrow pic.
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