Anyone dig shit out of their ass when constipated

[odeon]

This thread is a true public service.

[McGiver]

My dad just did this a few days ago because he wasn't feeling well due to his constipation so he took my advice and did it after he took a suppository. It didn't hurt he said but told me to quiet down because I was in the locker room at work when I was talking to him on my cell phon and there were a few employees in there.

I can remember my mother first doing this to me when I was 12 and it hurt like hell. My mother dug her own shit out when she was in college because she was constipated real bad. Believe me I was real grossed out when I first had to dig out my own shit when I was 16 or 17 and it hurt like hell. I used to say "ew ew" everytime I did it, then I got used to it so I am no longer grossed out by this anymore.

Did that just happen?

['andersom']

nah, 2007, it's history. Or coprolite maybe.

['andersom']

Damn, this thread is only 25 pages long. That's too short, for such a treasure.

[skyblue1]

[Jack]

awesome avatar, blue one.

[skyblue1]

awesome avatar, blue one.

I like the blue part

[Jack]

Me too.

[Charlotte Quin]

https://www.google.com.au/#hl=en&sclient=psy-ab&q=dig+shit&oq=dig+shit&gs_l=hp.3..0i10l4.20913.23125.1.23764.8.8.0.0.0.0.270.1890.2-8.8.0...0.0...1c.1.12.psy-ab.zL_e_Y3EdYA&pbx=1&bav=on.2,or.r_cp.r_qf.&bvm=bv.45960087,d.dGI&fp=7dfe9f779280965b&biw=1600&bih=756

5th Google result. We should Google optimise this thread even further

[odeon]

Maybe I should include search words in the headers.

[RageBeoulve]

[P7PSP]

I hope you found what you were looking for

[El-Presidente]

I rarely suffer from constipation. I have healthy bowels. Apparently Chairman Mao used to get a faithful comrade to pluck offending turds from his glorious anus.

[P7PSP]

That sounds like a real drawback to living in a cult of personality dictatorship.

[TheoK]

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