renaeden tells me 'bratty' means 'naughty'. Oh.. Well want a list?
In no particular order:
When I was 2, I ate a piece of dog shit. My mother took it off me and I screamed.
Interestingly enough the dog crap was found inside my Dad's sister's house in her bedroom... Eww
My sister was fiddling with my parent's crossing training exercise bike. I moved the pedal which caused my sister's finger to get jammed in and sliced open. She had to be taken to the emergency clinic. No stitches though, just a few butterfly clip thingies.
I ran home from school at least twice, during school hours. I was running from negative experiences with the other students, and teachers. Or also ran out of the classroom and hid in the playground.
At the same school I once slammed my friend's head against a metal pole after he stole my a toy car of mine. His father was across the road, I don't know if he saw or not, but I did not get in trouble.
At high school I swore at teachers and refused the direction of several teachers, including Vice Principal, on several occasions. I did not see this as a naughty action, but rather standing up for myself and my beliefs.
I also have refused the direction of my parents on numerous occasions...which led to:
Me having fought with my father. Neither of us won, kind of a stalemate (and Dad held back alot)
I also put my fist through a door. Which was not the fight renaeden and me had, but long before I met renaeden. I had a heated argument with my mother, and hit the nearest door lest I hit her.
My sister played the flute...Sometimes not very well..And that is the most grating and annoying noise there is.. Especially when you're already in a bad mood. So I put my foot through the adjoining wall between my bedroom and hers. And then hid it for a week!
I once put laxative in my sister's drink, though it didn't do anything I got in big trouble.
Ever the practical joker I put a huge rubber spider on the toilet late at night, and my mother was the next to use the toilet. She screamed. I stifled my laughter.
Being the selfish little shit I was, I almost broke a floppy disc that contained a game called "Scorched Earth" to prevent my sisters from playing it.
I once held my pet rat over my sister's face until it urinated on her. It wasn't my intention...
I often would accidentally break stuff and then fearing repercussions I made it so no one would notice. However if they did noticed I would deny I had anything to do with it. I got so good at lying that most times people believed me.
I once threw a handful of forks at my mother. It was during a heated argument while I was setting the table for dinner, prior to that my mother had thrown a jug at the table which then bounced into my face causing my to lash out with the forks. As it turned out it split the skin on my face and required three stitches. My mother suffered no damage due to the forks, but felt hugely guilty about the jug.
I stole stuff from primary school, like blutack, or little blocks, counters etc. And when caught out I'd lie about it, badly.
