What bratty things did you do when you were a kid?

[maldoror]

One time I touched a neighbors girl's ass crack on the fourth of July and both our parents got pissed at me and told me I could get sued for it. Such began a long and illustrious career.

[Calandale]

^If her name was Renae, she should have known better than to pull your hair. ;

A friend of mine (a guy) pulled my hair like the slut that I am.
I liked it. I'd be such a fucking slut, if I was only female.l

[Natalia Evans]

I remember when I was 6 I was at school on the playground playing during lunch recess and there were other kids playing on the eagle's nest too so I kept grabbing the other kids who were hanging down and pretending they were ropes and they kept yelling at me to stop and let go. Then I grabbed this other girl and she kept yelling at me to let go but I kept holding on to her and then she fell down and hit the ground and a duty lady walked up to her and they both went to the principals office. The girl kept holding her arm as they walked. At first I thought she was in trouble because going to the office meant you were in trouble but when I saw she was crying, I knew she was hurt so they were going to the health room instead. The next day I saw she was in a cast. I had broken her arm.

[Randy]

I took a gerbil, put in a sox, and swung that bad boy round and round.  The thing was shaking like a bastard.  I threw snaps at our family  cat when it had a heart condition because its meowing annoyed me.  That cat went to go die somewhere because of a heart condition.  I got up at 5 am to pet the gunnea pig and the family dog snuck up and ate him.  I have a cat now, but I am provoking her to meow on purpose for my enjoyment.  Its a female, and it acts like Jessica, so I will call it that.  It chases me up the driveway for attention, and expects a good night kiss from me.  It met me in the window while I was pissing.  Its bugs me while I am trying to study to.  I don't really leave my side either, and it was hissing at another cat because it wanted me all to itself.  I love that cat/pussy.  I guess I don't need Jessica now, I got pussy right there

[Natalia Evans]

My second grade teacher had lot of pets in her class.

Took the top off the hamster cage when school got out on a Friday when I was 8 and the hamster got out and on Monday, everyone saw the pet was gone. The next day the hamster was back because one of the night time janitors found it. No one knew it was me.

I liked pounding on the hamster cage whenever he was sleeping in his wheel and kids would yell at me to stop.

I used to put stuff in the rabbit cage and say "The rabbit has new toys now" and kids would get out of their chairs and take the stuff out of the cage.


I was pretty rough with pets when I was young while other kids already knew to be gentle with them.

[Calandale]

Oh yeah, I broke a gerbil at school.

[Peter]

I scratched a drawing on the side of a chest of drawers in my bedroom.  I didn't mean to damage it, but of course it was damaged and my mother was very upset with me.  I don't remember how old I was.

When I was 11, I turned around in my seat and slapped a girl named Renae in the face because she wouldn't stop pulling my hair.  I had really long hair and she was yanking them out one at a time.  I think the teacher must have been surprised because I never got into trouble.  She asked me if I slapped Renae and I said yes.  Then she asked why and I told her.  Both Renae and I had to go to the principal's office and we both got "prohibition."  I swear that's what the principal called it.

They took your liquor away?  Those bastards.

[Calandale]

I scratched a drawing on the side of a chest of drawers in my bedroom.  I didn't mean to damage it, but of course it was damaged and my mother was very upset with me.  I don't remember how old I was.

When I was 11, I turned around in my seat and slapped a girl named Renae in the face because she wouldn't stop pulling my hair.  I had really long hair and she was yanking them out one at a time.  I think the teacher must have been surprised because I never got into trouble.  She asked me if I slapped Renae and I said yes.  Then she asked why and I told her.  Both Renae and I had to go to the principal's office and we both got "prohibition."  I swear that's what the principal called it.

They took your liquor away?  Those bastards.

Yeah, they'd pull that at our school too. You had
to be really careful, and hide it in a coke bottle.

[Callaway]

I scratched a drawing on the side of a chest of drawers in my bedroom.  I didn't mean to damage it, but of course it was damaged and my mother was very upset with me.  I don't remember how old I was.

When I was 11, I turned around in my seat and slapped a girl named Renae in the face because she wouldn't stop pulling my hair.  I had really long hair and she was yanking them out one at a time.  I think the teacher must have been surprised because I never got into trouble.  She asked me if I slapped Renae and I said yes.  Then she asked why and I told her.  Both Renae and I had to go to the principal's office and we both got "prohibition."  I swear that's what the principal called it.

They took your liquor away?  Those bastards.

He actually meant probation, not prohibition.

[klox]

My grandmother gave me $2 once when about 5 or 6yrs old, which at the time was not a bad amount, and I said "that's not very much". Haha, she was pissed. Don't know why I said it either.

[Randy]

I scratched a drawing on the side of a chest of drawers in my bedroom.  I didn't mean to damage it, but of course it was damaged and my mother was very upset with me.  I don't remember how old I was.

When I was 11, I turned around in my seat and slapped a girl named Renae in the face because she wouldn't stop pulling my hair.  I had really long hair and she was yanking them out one at a time.  I think the teacher must have been surprised because I never got into trouble.  She asked me if I slapped Renae and I said yes.  Then she asked why and I told her.  Both Renae and I had to go to the principal's office and we both got "prohibition."  I swear that's what the principal called it.

They took your liquor away?  Those bastards.

He actually meant probation, not prohibition.

How about procreation, two girls slapping each other

[Calandale]

You have an odd sense of language, flo.

[Natalia Evans]

When I was about six or seven, we were in Wisconsin for five weeks and we went to my mother's cousin's house and it was my great aunt's birthday and when she came over, I went up to her and swung my arm at her and she ducked so I missed her. My mother had a good talk with me. Dunno why I did that.

[Calandale]

Reminds me of when I must've been smart
mouthing at my mom, she threw a punch,
and I ducked. She really hurt her hand. Went
for a wooden spoon to beat me with, telling
me that she'd teach me not to .

I ducked that too, and she broke it.

I'm shocked that I've never hit her.

[SovaNu]

Oh yeah, I broke a gerbil at school.

*coughlemmiwinkscough*