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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #30 on: November 10, 2007, 10:02:53 PM »
Well then do a countdown starting at about 30 minutes before the parabolic maneuver, and let everyone get started at whatever time they think will put them at orgasm during the weightless time.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #31 on: November 10, 2007, 10:43:36 PM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 05:28:18 PM
Quote from: Maximillion Pegasus on November 10, 2007, 04:01:22 PM
She's a crazy ass bitch, but I think she chose to be one.  So I vote she doesn't get off.

we all choose to be what we are... i think. i dunno how wise we are when we choose.

No, some crazy ass bitches don't have a choice and would rather be a nice woman, but mental problems keep them from having it.  Those ones I don't blame.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #32 on: November 10, 2007, 11:04:19 PM »
i mean choose before birth.

i think cum would float and that would be odd to see.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #33 on: November 10, 2007, 11:09:19 PM »
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #34 on: November 10, 2007, 11:36:59 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 08:17:14 PM
have any astronauts ever fucked in space?

According to what I'v read, not yet!  However, I think somehow, it will be an "experiment", if it hasn't already been done, soon.  If they have mixed crews for a year or longer on a voyage to mars or establishing a base on the moon.  They must be thinking of sexual activity somehow.  Especially if they have type A, Alpha male and female type personaliities cooped up in floating tin cans. :eyebrows:    Human nature is human nature and sexual experimentation in space in zero g is just too much of a question to ignore. :eyebrows:

The truth is out there! :laugh:

I suppose she couldn't say at critical moment, 'ooh baby I want you to cum all over my tits'?  Well, she could, but I don't think it would be hitting the mark!

Although you may get a facial instead without him even aiming at your face. :o
Sorry, I've taken it to a really low level.  I'll be very quiet and good now!
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #35 on: November 10, 2007, 11:39:35 PM »
Cumshots in space could get very tricky.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #36 on: November 11, 2007, 12:08:39 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on November 10, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Although you may get a facial instead without him even aiming at your face. :o
Sorry, I've taken it to a really low level.  I'll be very quiet and good now!

nono this is good! :laugh: spunk is good for the skin.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #37 on: November 11, 2007, 12:11:49 AM »
It'd be fun watching it float around the
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #38 on: November 11, 2007, 01:27:38 AM »
sexy lavalamp.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #39 on: November 11, 2007, 04:00:59 AM »
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 11, 2007, 12:08:39 AM
Quote from: Eclair on November 10, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Although you may get a facial instead without him even aiming at your face. :o
Sorry, I've taken it to a really low level.  I'll be very quiet and good now!

nono this is good! :laugh: spunk is good for the skin.

Oh I know this!
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #40 on: November 11, 2007, 07:24:07 AM »
...And when the plane lands, they can make Lisa Nowak go inside and lick it all up.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #41 on: November 11, 2007, 07:28:45 AM »
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #42 on: November 11, 2007, 08:55:33 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on November 10, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 08:17:14 PM
have any astronauts ever fucked in space?

According to what I'v read, not yet!  However, I think somehow, it will be an "experiment", if it hasn't already been done, soon.  If they have mixed crews for a year or longer on a voyage to mars or establishing a base on the moon.  They must be thinking of sexual activity somehow.  Especially if they have type A, Alpha male and female type personaliities cooped up in floating tin cans. :eyebrows:    Human nature is human nature and sexual experimentation in space in zero g is just too much of a question to ignore. :eyebrows:

The truth is out there! :laugh:

I suppose she couldn't say at critical moment, 'ooh baby I want you to cum all over my tits'?  Well, she could, but I don't think it would be hitting the mark!

Although you may get a facial instead without him even aiming at your face. :o
Sorry, I've taken it to a really low level.  I'll be very quiet and good now!

Why, this discussion is interesting! :eyebrows:
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #43 on: November 11, 2007, 09:05:06 AM »
Quote from: Eclair on November 10, 2007, 11:36:59 PM
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 08:17:14 PM
have any astronauts ever fucked in space?

According to what I'v read, not yet!  However, I think somehow, it will be an "experiment", if it hasn't already been done, soon.  If they have mixed crews for a year or longer on a voyage to mars or establishing a base on the moon.  They must be thinking of sexual activity somehow.  Especially if they have type A, Alpha male and female type personaliities cooped up in floating tin cans. :eyebrows:    Human nature is human nature and sexual experimentation in space in zero g is just too much of a question to ignore. :eyebrows:

The truth is out there! :laugh:

I suppose she couldn't say at critical moment, 'ooh baby I want you to cum all over my tits'?  Well, she could, but I don't think it would be hitting the mark!

Although you may get a facial instead without him even aiming at your face. :o
Sorry, I've taken it to a really low level.  I'll be very quiet and good now!

Are there many women that actually like guys coming on their tits, or is it usually just a way of getting out of having it inside them?  I know a girl who complains that it itches and gives her infections by screwing up her PH balance when guys come inside her.
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Re: Lisa Nowak, the diaper-driving astronaut... in the news again
« Reply #44 on: November 11, 2007, 09:06:29 AM »
Quote from: ozymandias on November 10, 2007, 09:38:55 PM
Quote from: Mozart's Balls on November 10, 2007, 08:17:14 PM
have any astronauts ever fucked in space?

According to what I'v read, not yet!  However, I think somehow, it will be an "experiment", if it hasn't already been done, soon.  If they have mixed crews for a year or longer on a voyage to mars or establishing a base on the moon.  They must be thinking of sexual activity somehow.  Especially if they have type A, Alpha male and female type personaliities cooped up in floating tin cans. :eyebrows:    Human nature is human nature and sexual experimentation in space in zero g is just too much of a question to ignore. :eyebrows:

The truth is out there! :laugh:

Yeah, but they'd have boring sex, or as boring as you can get in zero-G.  Put a bunch of members from this site up there, and you'll have all sorts happening.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
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