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Offline Calandale

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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 06:54:30 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 06:42:28 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 07:08:53 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 06:42:28 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.

I think I'll just shoot you in the face with a double barrel 20 gauge shotgun with U238 pellets.
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You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys having buttsex with a fish squirrel, congratulations.

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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 07:09:39 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:08:53 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 06:54:30 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:45:00 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 06:42:28 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 06:31:32 PM
So you couldn't give yourself a vagina to put centipedes in?

No. But I could take your mangina, and
fill it.

I don't have one, my nuts are too big, my dick is too erect.

I can make you one.
Entrenching tools are a wonder. But,
your ass will do, either way.

I think I'll just shoot you in the face with a double barrel 20 gauge shotgun with U238 pellets.

Ooh. Talk dirty to me, baby.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 07:15:04 PM »
No, I'm just going to shoot you in the face.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 07:15:32 PM »
*kills calandale with 20 gauge shotgun*
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2007, 07:18:37 PM »
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2007, 07:27:30 PM »
i meant blob.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2007, 07:29:33 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 07:27:30 PM
i meant blob.

Did you say something?

Ahayes and I are doing the dirty.
I thought you'd just watch.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2007, 07:32:37 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:18:37 PM
fixed.

false

you're dead, quit haunting us you perverted creep
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2007, 07:36:26 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 04, 2007, 07:32:37 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 07:18:37 PM
fixed.

false

you're dead, quit haunting us you perverted creep

I've been dead since before you knew me.
Certainly since before our marriage.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 07:37:15 PM »
How does it feel being an inferior version of the original?
« Last Edit: November 04, 2007, 07:42:16 PM by TheFrugalMallard »
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2007, 07:44:55 PM »
Quote from: TheFrugalMallard on November 04, 2007, 07:37:15 PM
How does it feel being an inferior version of the original?

Inferior? Surely you jest.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2007, 07:46:45 PM »
i can watch.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2007, 07:47:13 PM »
Ah, if only it was just a jest, it would be justified.
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Re: Ask an ass fairy.
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2007, 07:49:33 PM »
Quote from: TheFrugalMallard on November 04, 2007, 07:47:13 PM
Ah, if only it was just a jest, it would be justified.

so, you're saying 'tis neither?
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