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richard

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breaking news
« on: November 04, 2007, 10:27:59 AM »
teh internet

a woman from new zealand, a native of tansania however was seen riding a donkey to the toy store to get her new pink nintendo dns. "i just love my baby pink dns, i cant live without it" wearing a full zelda costume she stuck the pink nintendo down her pants so nobody would steal it from her and rode away back to her village.

more news when it happens
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2007, 10:36:32 AM »
Oh shit!

the donket fell over, into the pacific ocean on the way home! lucky the baby pink dns is still safely in her pants, it didnt even get wet.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2007, 12:56:33 PM »
this just in

the pink dns didnt get wet because it was carefully placed into a female condom.

more in a moment

everyone was going 'wtf' so i needed the story to make sence
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2007, 12:58:44 PM »
the baby pink nintendo fell into the ocean and was retrieved by a lab who was pink and her owner paris hilton came and put it in her crotch.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2007, 12:58:54 PM »
You failed.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2007, 01:00:35 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
You failed.
exactly. let the pro continue to write the news
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #6 on: November 04, 2007, 01:01:52 PM »
i did not. you are just blind buttbuddies.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2007, 01:02:24 PM »
maybe you need to make the headlines
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #8 on: November 04, 2007, 01:03:10 PM »
i can do that for a fee.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #9 on: November 04, 2007, 01:07:04 PM »
this just in

Assfairy8 tried to contribute to a news story, already in progress and failed miserably. "i just wanted to contribute guys" he said, the editor of the origional story called his office but he was out for comment. "maybe hes out trying to get a good story, i dunno." hale_bopp said. "could be anything, i'd just wait for it." , he'll be back trying to insert the news again"

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Re: breaking news
« Reply #10 on: November 04, 2007, 01:08:32 PM »
Quote from: Hale_Bopp on November 04, 2007, 01:00:35 PM
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 04, 2007, 12:58:54 PM
You failed.
exactly. let the pro continue to write the news

Actually, I meant you,
but you both did.  :laugh:

Quote from: Ass Fairy8 on November 04, 2007, 01:01:52 PM
i did not. you are just blind buttbuddies.

And you wish you could watch.
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #11 on: November 04, 2007, 01:10:46 PM »
oh well fair enough, yer news storys comming aswell :laugh:
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #12 on: November 04, 2007, 01:15:23 PM »
Will you be me?
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #13 on: November 04, 2007, 01:16:13 PM »
nah. im feeling like mrs. bopp at the moment
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Re: breaking news
« Reply #14 on: November 04, 2007, 01:17:18 PM »
(i'm shure she loves the attention)
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