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Kill em, or not?

They're old
8 (32%)
I love 'em
6 (24%)
They need something new.
11 (44%)

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Voting closed: November 04, 2007, 08:41:52 PM

Author Topic: Ass fairies - a time to go?  (Read 964 times)

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 11:36:37 AM »
This assfariy thing is starting to worn out.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 12:26:46 PM »
???

I meant adding a new gender, ass fairy,
to the site, and we could just choose it.

i meant genitals. i'm your muse after all. :laugh: i'm here to inspire you.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 12:28:22 PM »
I'm trying for the best of both worlds.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 12:29:35 PM »
hehehe.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 12:43:17 PM »
???

I meant adding a new gender, ass fairy,
to the site, and we could just choose it.

i meant genitals. i'm your muse after all. :laugh: i'm here to inspire you.

You'd inspire my genitals,
if I had any. But, I'm
an ass fairy.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2007, 12:50:07 PM »
what are those things then?
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2007, 12:54:17 PM »
Little tickle toys.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2007, 12:56:36 PM »
look like skinny penii with tendrils.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2007, 12:58:32 PM »
Just wait until you feel what they can do.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2007, 01:00:12 PM »
is it as exciting as slug sex?
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~Lord Phlexor

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"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2007, 01:09:47 PM »
You could have both at once,
but that would be sensory overload.

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #26 on: November 04, 2007, 01:43:01 PM »
organic lighting is tolerable.
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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #27 on: November 04, 2007, 02:09:19 PM »
We glow?

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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #28 on: November 04, 2007, 02:49:57 PM »
Next to the Breast, Ass Fairies's the Best.

Please Don't Squeeze The Ass Fairies.

Nothin' Says Lovin' Like Ass Fairies from the Oven.

Avez-Vous Un Ass Fairies?

Mum's Gone to Ass Fairies.

Happiness is Ass Fairies-Shaped.

Fresh from the Captain's Ass Fairies.

Ass Fairies - The Appetizer! :o

What's In Your Ass Fairies?

Do You, uh, Ass Fairies?


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Re: Ass fairies - a time to go?
« Reply #29 on: November 04, 2007, 03:09:54 PM »
happiness is egg-shaped.
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

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