Yeah that old saying "too short, too long, too fat, too thin, Vaseline will get it in."
But enough on my sex life. I should not be trying to rehash ancient history.
It was so much easier back in the day. A sturdy club and warm cave.
I am going to go to bed. Too many bourbons too many vodka shots. I dread to think what crap I will read on here tomorrow morning.
None of you will believe I am really a 16 year old Nun and think me some seedy 37 year old Canberrian man.
I wonder if 16 year old Nuns are into warm caves.
I will have another shot and ponder this