[satire]
Obviously many of you don’t speak left-speak… you fail to realise that when a leftist says something they mean entirely unrelated things for example if you actually want to say I want to play the piano you have to say this
He hates to gay the gambling violin.–
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If you want to say a person has been shot you say,
The black dude didn't took my pistol ya’ll etc.
Nautrally I have also studied right-speak…
which in which for example
Da nigga did it mean’s,
My white friend commited an act of terrorism,
The black dude didn’t took my pistol ya’ll,
means
The person was shot by a watermellon.
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