Poke my brains a bit...

[Jizz]

No problems Andriea, I do realise that when some peoples brains get itchy with rage they have to let it all out somehow!

The CDs came yesterday morning. I'm going to have to start leaving shitty reviews on Amazon because the boxes have all been fucked.....bastards!

No, McJagger, I have never used a penis enlarging contraption. I think they sound rather uncomfortable and I prefer the idea of being in  control when it comes to things happening to my little chap.

Thanks for the karma point thingys too, by the way

[McGiver]

do you know anybody who has used a penis enlarging contraption, thingie?

and


when fully erect, how large is your little chap (lengthwise)?

[Jizz]

Nah, I dunno anyone that's used one. I'd no doubt laugh if they told me anyway...you hiding anything?

The exact length of my penis shall remain a secret

[McGiver]

an approximation would be fine (within 2 milimeters)

[Jizz]

lol

I'm sure you'll cope with not knowing

[McGiver]

lok at your avatar.
now if you were to insert it in the mouth of that guy, would it be a tight fit, or a loose fit?

[Jizz]

I admire your imagination but still.....go have a cold shower

[McGiver]

good.

you don't admire my persistence so i might have an outside chance at wearing you down.


the length of the sentence above.  would you say your penis is longer or shorter, wider or thinner?

[McGiver]

O

would it fit?

[Jizz]

lol why are you so bothered then?

[McGiver]

ok:
will you measure from your wrist to your middle finger and tell me the resultin number?

[Jizz]

The measurement from my wrist to the end of my middle finger iiiiiiiiiiiis......exactly 7 1/2 inches

[McGiver]

niiiice.

[Jizz]

Bugger! I didn't see that one coming!  *waits for a smutty remark*

That's a myth by the way

[Lucifer]

mcj fancies you, jizz.  however, don't get inflate sense of anything, cos he'd shag anything, as long as it had a pulse.  or had one in the recent past.  possibly.