Poke my brains a bit...

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Give it some time.

[Sanityisoverrated]

Yup, I think that's acceptable, but personally I'd opt for the head since the hair can cover the bruises and knuckle marks.

Just use foam-coated bats to avoid the bruising. 

[Silk]

Why are you not in the chatroom?

[Jizz]

I didn't realise there was a chatroom?

Insanityisoverrated has obviously used that tactic before! lol.

And HG, the only time someone will ever get to spank me is if they get me totally rat arsed and tied to a big heavy object that I can't move, but since on the extremely rare occasions that I'm with other humans whilst getting rat arsed I tend to keep a watchful eye over everyone, I really doubt that will happen.

Humiliation, even in a very mild form, does nothing for me at all...as you already know my dear

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Indeed i do

[McGiver]

dude, there was about eight of us on chat at once yesterday.
then later on at night i had an intimate chat with three others.

both chat sessions we were making plans for your future, what do you think about that?

[Jizz]

I think you should save your plan making for Nigel.

[McGiver]

who is nigel?

[Jizz]

'Making Plans For Nigel' by XTC

Were only making plans for nigel
We only want whats best for him
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigel just needs this helping hand
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel
He has his future in a british steel
Were only making plans for nigel
Nigels whole future is as good as sealed
And if young nigel says hes happy
He must be happy
He must be happy in his work
Nigel is not outspoken
But he likes to speak
And loves to be spoken to
Nigel is happy in his work
Were only making plans for nigel

[McGiver]

stoopid fucking nigel, he never learned.
don't you think he would have been better off if he had only complied?

[Jizz]

It would have been for the best if he'd kept his paper round until he reitred...simpletons always do paper rounds until they retire, in my experience anyway.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Kenny, tell them, we have our own "special" plans.
Their plans for you have to be secondary to ours.

Paper rounds, my doggy loves the paperboy, especially trying to drag him through the letterbox.

[McGiver]

so was i close?

[Jizz]

I actually can't remember...I fell asleep within the hour of 12....hmmm.

Also, I shall reveal our secret plans with each other later, Andriea, when I'm not supposed ot be getting ready for work!

[McGiver]

what was the first cd you ever bought?