Poke my brains a bit...

[McGiver]

from your eyebrows to your hairline, what is the length of your forehead?

[peegai]

Is there anything at all that's holding you back right now?

[Jizz]

My forehead is roughly two and a half inches...I checked!

Lots of things hold me back right now...some have held me back all my life but some have only recently popped their heads up.

Extremely low self esteem, feeling inadequate when talking to talented or good looking people (male or female), a hatred for my physical appearance (which I've been doing something about for the last 8 or 9 months), lack of interest in 99% of the things I used to class as passions and of course the best one of all...laziness.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Kenny is too hard on himself, hence why im present in his life to slap him about and drag him back into reality.
Hello!!! the fact im actually present in your life as a close friend shows that your not as bad as you think you are. 

[McGiver]

have you ever smoked  ganja?

[Jizz]

Hmmmm, not sure I get you...are we talking about the Iranian city or the weed what makes your head go all funny?

I have never visited Iran.

I have smoked hash a few times when I was younger. The first time being in Irvine Precinct in 1993, obviously I coughed half my innards up. Tried it a handful of times after that though, to see what the fuss was about.

It done nothing for me, and I take great pride in refusing it when mates offer me some.

Smoking is a filthy habit and one which I'm glad I don't have!

[Jizz]

And HG, you only say that because you like to have someone to laugh at that's more of a fuck up than anyone else you know!

[McGiver]

is HG a fuckup?

or does she simply hang with fuckups?

[Jizz]

No HG isn't a fuck up. She's just picky about who she talks to that's all...it's a very fine trait and one which I both connect with and admire.

She does seem to be a Freak Magnet though!

Freak Magnet by L7

Liars, losers, coming at me
What i need is sanctuary
Minding my own business
Getting in my face
Violating my personal space
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Something about you
Is so not right
Nightmare, nightmare
In the daylight
Asking for my number
You wanna give me a call
But i've got your message
Written on the wall
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal
Always bugging me
Why don't you get a clue
'Cause i don't want to
Talk to you
I know that look in your eye
I've seen it before
I've given you all of my change
But you want something more
Freak magnet
Jerk appeal

[McGiver]

would you say that she has maternal instincts with a large percentage of tough love tossed in?

[Jizz]

I genuinely believe Andriea will make a great mother some day.

She has shitloads of patience for kids and I'd be surprised if she told me she believed beating your child all the time* was a suitable form of discipline.

*I'm part of the "a little clip round the ear never done me no harm" group.

[McGiver]

a few raps on the ass, ok?

[Jizz]

Yup, I think that's acceptable, but personally I'd opt for the head since the hair can cover the bruises and knuckle marks.

[McGiver]

i have recently discovered 15 minutes sitting section on either side of the davenport.  quietly feet on ground.
one slip up by either of them makes the clock start anew.

do you like to be spanked?

[Jizz]

I have never had to discipline a child, so my methods of doing so may change when I have some of my own.

I have never been spanked, and have no desire to be.