Poke my brains a bit...

[Jizz]

I'm fucked if I know!?

[McGiver]

if i were to literally poke your brains a bit, what would be the best object to use?
what would yield the most information?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

ME! aint that right Kenny. 

[Jizz]

Actually yes, Andriea.

Since I've told HG everything about myself over the years, I have to be honest and say she knows all the interesting stuff about me, which is a shame because none of it is particularly interesting. She even knows how many pubes I have, and that it isn't curly.

lol, I can bet she even kept the picture.

If, on the other hand, you were to poke my brains with a cake, all you'd get coming out is lines from Vic and Bob and Alan Partridge programs.

And Blazing Saddles.

And The Holy Grail.

And Airplane.

And so on...

[McGiver]

so you like slapstick.

did you ever enjoy the movie History of the World pt.1?

[Jizz]

Spike Milligan throwing dead birds out his cell window and shouting "FLYYYY, THE SKY IS YOUR PLAYGROUND!".

I also liked when the Romans got high while chasing the black guy......"let the coolness floooow to your vertebrae!"

Only watched it the once...or twice maybe though lol. Need to order it off Amazon to be honest!

[McGiver]

its good to be the king.

can you please share with us one of your, one time at band camp... stories?

[Jizz]

I'll answer this once I've been to band camp

[McGiver]

you mentioned before that you were creative.
now tap!

[McGiver]

what is "the bottle" incident?
and
was it a bottle of gentleman jack
single barrell jack
old #7 (classic jack)
or something else entirely


what do you think if i were to get drunk tonight?

i havent been drunk in well over a year, havent had jack in several, but i still have about three gallons in my cupboard.

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

Kennys not gonna share the "bottle" incident details, are you Kenny? 

[McGiver]

not even if i continue poking?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

It doesnt matter how much or how hard you poke.

[McGiver]

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[Jizz]

The only detail I'll give you about the bottle incidient is that it was indeed a bottle of Old No.7, I'll keep the rest between me and Andriea though!

Ummm, as for being creative. I shall link you to my MySpace music page. I uploaded all the tunes on there about a year ago though.

I keep meaning to finish off more tunes (I'm working on two more) but I get lazy as fuck and never finish anything. I have a short attention span so when I come across a problem that I can't figure, I put the programs off and don't go back to them for a few weeks!

These are all just demos and need vocals and shitloads of other stuff added or changed...I recorded it all myself innit, programmed the drum machine, arranged it all played the guitars...the keyboard on the weird atmospheric one...blah blah blah.

http://www.myspace.com/mudkickermusic