Poke my brains a bit...

[peegai]

Did you ever fart when having sex?

[Jizz]

McJagger, you are assuming I know all about spiders, when I don't. All I know is that I'd want to be one so I could be sooked up a hoover by a fat housewife sporting black ski-pants with a fag in her mouth, and by "fag in her mouth" I don't mean Marc Almond.

As for farting during sex, no I haven't, grandfather always makes my a-hole air-tight with his fantastically thick appendage.

[McGiver]

what would you do if you had eight legs, and the ability to shoot sticky stuff out of an orafice?

[Hypnotica_Gaze]

BTW Jizz if you mention my ceiling, your dead meat.

[Jizz]

If I had eight legs and could shoot sticky stuff?

Hmmm, I'd definitely make my way down HGs wall onto her bed and sleep on her pillow so I could see her beautiful face every night. While she was asleep I'd wrap her in my soft loving silk, squirted right out my orifice and hang her in the corner of her ceiling, right beside the wasps and moths. I wouldn't eat her though, not immediately anyway. I'd keep her alive by feeding her flies and bees which I'd regurgitated and when I'd fattened her up on the tiny insects I'd feast upon her loveliness.

Do you love Thin Lizzy, Jizz?

[Jizz]

Fuckin' love them m8, you seem cool...can I have your phone number?

[Jizz]

Only if you promise to talk dirty to me...?

[Jizz]

Cool!

PM m8!

[McGiver]

how often do you talk to yourself?

[Jizz]

All the time. I'm the only person in my life that I trust...but even then I'd still suspect myself of being a sneaky cunt.

[Jizz]

You ARE a sneaky cunt...don't let me tell everyone of the time you stuck a caramel cake up your sleeve in the canteen at school!

[Jizz]

Shut up about that...

[McGiver]

if you are what you eat then i suspect myself as being a cunt also.

besides conversing with youself, what do you do to stay amused?

[Jizz]

You eat that stuff?!

Is it considered a sweet or savoury dish then?

Anyhoo, to stay amused...

I shall choose to be honest with this one, for a change.

I play guitar. Or fiddle with music software as I'm a bit of a creative bugger when I want to be. I like surrounding myself with a little world of fantasy and trying to channel that serenity through notes on my acoustic guitar or on some random program for my keyboard. I drink JD, I listen to shitloads of music, I order shitloads of CDs off Amazon (ordered more tonight, which I'll you about if you ask nicely). Ummm, that's pretty much it...I poke kids with shitty sticks but that's not really entertainment since I'm trying to promote discipline in the youth of today.....a side to kids that was lost long ago, along with the belt.

Bring back the fucking belt!

[McGiver]

have you met duncvis?