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"Your Mom"
« on: October 13, 2007, 03:59:02 PM »
Okay, what the fuck is with this stupid American bullshit? Is it some yank inside joke or do I just have the wrong sense of humour?
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2007, 05:38:52 PM »

*watches for clue to fly by*

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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2007, 07:36:02 PM »
It is the type of joke that annoys the fuck out of me nowadays.   Basically the joke goes with almost anything negative.   Lets say someone stubs their toe and says "Fuck that hurts!"or they see a large insect "Holy shit, that is huge!".    You would say "Thats what your mom said last night!".  Basically it is saying you fucked their mother.   My friend Tom is an endless supply of your mother jokes still to this day.   He is even bad enough to do it like this:  Me "Damn that is fucking lame" Him: "Your mom is fucking lame".   It gets old after a while.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #3 on: October 13, 2007, 07:39:26 PM »
Your mom.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #4 on: October 13, 2007, 07:40:26 PM »
Quote from: calandale on October 13, 2007, 07:39:26 PM
Your mom.
My mother gets old after a while.   That would be the inferred joke.

Damn that joke is tired and wore out.

Your mom's pussy is tired and wore out.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #5 on: October 13, 2007, 07:41:57 PM »
Well, then stop using the old hag.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #6 on: October 13, 2007, 07:43:30 PM »
Quote from: calandale on October 13, 2007, 07:41:57 PM
Well, then stop using the old hag.
Your mom should stop using the old hag.  (they don't even have to make sense)
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #7 on: October 13, 2007, 07:45:29 PM »
But she LIKES the way your mom eats.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #8 on: October 13, 2007, 07:48:47 PM »
Quote from: calandale on October 13, 2007, 07:45:29 PM
But she LIKES the way your mom eats.
Your mom likes to eat dick.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #9 on: October 13, 2007, 08:26:25 PM »
Your mom IS dick.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #10 on: October 13, 2007, 10:34:36 PM »
What a silly saying.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #11 on: October 13, 2007, 10:36:27 PM »
Quote from: renaeden on October 13, 2007, 10:34:36 PM
What a silly saying.

That's what your moma said last night when I told her I was going to cornhole her.  :evillaugh:
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #12 on: October 13, 2007, 10:38:19 PM »
Quote from: Marquis de Sadeheap on October 13, 2007, 10:36:27 PM
Quote from: renaeden on October 13, 2007, 10:34:36 PM
What a silly saying.
That's what your moma said last night when I told her I was going to cornhole her.  :evillaugh:
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #13 on: October 13, 2007, 10:45:15 PM »
Oooh. He said your mom.
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Re: "Your Mom"
« Reply #14 on: October 13, 2007, 11:02:22 PM »
good grief.  that saying was in vogue when i was teaching the real headbangers, so that must've been 12-13 years ago.  and that was the kids doing it.

myself and another teacher decided to take it to silly extremes, so we ended up with "your second cousin, thrice removed".  how we laughed.
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