How to not get a date

[Rabbit From Hell]

Post your anti dating ads here.
Here's mine

I am 22 years old, but have the mind of a 12 year old. I have terrible mood swings, abysmal self esteem and shit genes. I am intollerant of people, and I cannot spell. I have hardly any hobbies or friends so I just whore the internet. I cannot concerntrate on anything whether I like it or not. My room is a mess and my organisational skills are appalling.

I have a bad anger problem which will probably result in a person getting punched in the face one day. I don't get along with internet people very well, and I like to eat sweet foods.

That's pretty much what I'm like, but I bet my mood swings and anger make you look like Mary Poppins.

[Icequeen]

Here you go:

Over 35 year old peri-menopausal woman suffering from sporatic episodes of "possible" tourettes seeks love-hate relationship with suitable male. Severe PMS mood swings on occasion, addicted to chocolate, cheesecake, and wine. In need of anger management classes, and anti-social. Sorry, weekends with the "thighmaster" haven't seen any noticeable results, "as is". Comes complete with one son well versed in the art of "lego" warfare.

Inquire at your own risk.

 :lol:

[Calandale]

Lego warfare sounds hot though....

[Icequeen]

Lego warfare sounds hot though....

Can really cause some horrible lacerations to the backside if you're not careful were you sit.

[Scrapheap]

Here you go:

Over 35 year old peri-menopausal woman suffering from sporatic episodes of "possible" tourettes seeks love-hate relationship with suitable male. Severe PMS mood swings on occasion, addicted to chocolate, cheesecake, and wine. In need of anger management classes, and anti-social. Sorry, weekends with the "thighmaster" haven't seen any noticeable results, "as is". Comes complete with one son well versed in the art of "lego" warfare.

Inquire at your own risk.

 :lol:

Just so long as you're not too fat, I might go for it.........

[Rabbit From Hell]

Here you go:

Over 35 year old peri-menopausal woman suffering from sporatic episodes of "possible" tourettes seeks love-hate relationship with suitable male. Severe PMS mood swings on occasion, addicted to chocolate, cheesecake, and wine. In need of anger management classes, and anti-social. Sorry, weekends with the "thighmaster" haven't seen any noticeable results, "as is". Comes complete with one son well versed in the art of "lego" warfare.

Inquire at your own risk.

 :lol:

PMS Elle is better, she sexes then kills.  Exactly what I want.

[Rabbit From Hell]

Male, 22 year old suffering from severe depression and possible schizophrenia.  Severe PMS mood swings without the 'M' on a daily basis, needs to be calmed down with displays of your unexpected nudity.  Suffers from developmental disorder known as Asperger's Syndrome, which at times can seem more like low functioning autism.  Has a fairly thin profile but is also developing a bit of a gut.  Can't take out trash or do dishes, leaves trash everywhere when trash isn't taken out and eats off of disposable foodwear to avoid the issue altogether... except for the trash.  Also leaves science experiments everywhere.

Seeking woman 18-30 (possible older) to love and take care of me through these difficult times and enjoy life with when I feel better.

[Icequeen]

Here you go:

Over 35 year old peri-menopausal woman suffering from sporatic episodes of "possible" tourettes seeks love-hate relationship with suitable male. Severe PMS mood swings on occasion, addicted to chocolate, cheesecake, and wine. In need of anger management classes, and anti-social. Sorry, weekends with the "thighmaster" haven't seen any noticeable results, "as is". Comes complete with one son well versed in the art of "lego" warfare.

Inquire at your own risk.

 :lol:

PMS Elle is better, she sexes then kills.  Exactly what I want.

Actually I also have a tatoo of a black widow on my right ankle. 

[Rabbit From Hell]

OK, but who's prettier?

[El]

PMS Elle is better, she sexes then kills.  Exactly what I want.

Well then it's no fun!!!!

[Natalia Evans]

Female, 22 years old Portland, OR

Have autism spectrum disorder along with depression and anxiety. Also have an eating disorder so don't bother taking me out to eat or cooking me anything. I like watching Benny & Joon everyday and going to Spokane, no where else. Don't hurt me or you will face my wrath of vindictive.
My fashion is out of style so I wear clothes that are to young or too old because I don't care for it. I don't have lot of friends because I find lot of them boring so I am mostly by myself. I don't like lot of affection or kissing. Don't want sex all the time.

Seeking men 18-30

[Rabbit From Hell]

PMS Elle is better, she sexes then kills.  Exactly what I want.

Well then it's no fun!!!!

Well, maybe if you sex me good enough I'll want more and not want to die.

[richard]

male 27 years old, extremely handsome with a nice rock collection. that is all

[Rabbit From Hell]

Female, 22 years old Portland, OR

Have autism spectrum disorder along with depression and anxiety. Also have an eating disorder so don't bother taking me out to eat or cooking me anything. I like watching Benny & Joon everyday and going to Spokane, no where else. Don't hurt me or you will face my wrath of vindictive.
My fashion is out of style so I wear clothes that are to young or too old because I don't care for it. I don't have lot of friends because I find lot of them boring so I am mostly by myself. I don't like lot of affection or kissing. Don't want sex all the time.

Seeking men 18-30

nah, I couldn't even watch The Matrix on a daily basis (though I have watched it every day for one straight week, it was the first movie I bought and it was so immersive when I hooked my laptop up to my stereo and played it)

[DirtDawg]