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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #30 on: October 14, 2007, 06:28:19 PM »
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PMS Elle is better, she sexes then kills.  Exactly what I want.

Well then it's no fun!!!!

Well, maybe if you sex me good enough I'll want more and not want to die.

Lol.  Slick.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #31 on: October 14, 2007, 07:19:07 PM »
24-year-old unemployed starving artist, loves mind games, emo and drama. Will spend most of her time with you wishing she were somewhere else. Sex drive near zero. Guaranteed to use you and ditch you at the most convenient opportunity.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #32 on: October 14, 2007, 07:33:09 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 14, 2007, 07:19:07 PM
24-year-old unemployed starving artist, loves mind games, emo and drama. Will spend most of her time with you wishing she were somewhere else. Sex drive near zero. Guaranteed to use you and ditch you at the most convenient opportunity.

I'd plus you, but I'm not ready to move you off the magic"69" yet.  I owe you one!
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #33 on: October 14, 2007, 07:39:57 PM »
SWM, moody, crabby, OCD, talks about politics, emotions, volcanoes, his mother, incessantly.   Low sex drive, controlling, low ambition, disorganized, impatient, easily distracted, and weird.  For a good time call 1-666-IME-dumb.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #34 on: October 16, 2007, 04:15:21 AM »
Slightly rotund thirtysomething sex god, will fascinate you with endless chatter about bands, sound editing software and beers of the world. Bad tempered, virtually unemployable and somewhat absent-minded. Can breathe through ears.  :eyebrows:
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #35 on: October 16, 2007, 04:38:26 AM »
Maybe I should add some political discourse
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #36 on: October 16, 2007, 01:18:10 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 14, 2007, 07:19:07 PM
24-year-old unemployed starving artist, loves mind games, emo and drama. Will spend most of her time with you wishing she were somewhere else. Sex drive near zero. Guaranteed to use you and ditch you at the most convenient opportunity.

As long as you put out.....
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #37 on: October 16, 2007, 01:54:19 PM »
What part of "sex drive near zero" doesn't make sense to you?
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #38 on: October 16, 2007, 01:56:23 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 16, 2007, 01:54:19 PM
What part of "sex drive near zero" doesn't make sense to you?
Oh but it isn't zero, so there is a small chance you might put out every once in a while.   Is that a med thing for you or mostly natural lack of sex drive?
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #39 on: October 16, 2007, 02:00:04 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on October 16, 2007, 01:56:23 PM
Oh but it isn't zero, so there is a small chance you might put out every once in a while.   Is that a med thing for you or mostly natural lack of sex drive?

 :laugh: Beggars can't be choosers, I suppose.

I'm not on any meds that would affect sex drive (steroid creams don't as far as I know...  ??? ) so I suppose it's natural.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #40 on: October 16, 2007, 02:06:21 PM »
I'm not a beggar really. :P

Thats good, I was on zoloft for a while and that reduced my sex drive.   Too bad that it is natural, maybe if you had some really good sex you would want it more often lol.   Don't take that as a knock against your current lover though, you just might not give a shit about sex period no matter how great it is.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #41 on: October 16, 2007, 02:11:03 PM »
Nah, realistically, I have psych issues that interfere with my ability to enjoy sex. I'm hoping to eventually train myself to like it. Believe me, it's not a problem with the current lover.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #42 on: October 16, 2007, 02:13:43 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 16, 2007, 02:11:03 PM
Nah, realistically, I have psych issues that interfere with my ability to enjoy sex. I'm hoping to eventually train myself to like it. Believe me, it's not a problem with the current lover.
Thats good then, for him haha.  Hopefully you do get the help you need to enjoy sex more.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #43 on: October 16, 2007, 02:16:59 PM »
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on October 16, 2007, 02:13:43 PM
Hopefully you do get the help you need to enjoy sex more.

Yikes, you make it sound like a "Problem" with a capital P. It's just a question of finding the motivation to do reconditioning.
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Re: How to not get a date
« Reply #44 on: October 16, 2007, 02:20:01 PM »
Quote from: Pyraxis on October 16, 2007, 02:16:59 PM
Quote from: Mangled_Corpse on October 16, 2007, 02:13:43 PM
Hopefully you do get the help you need to enjoy sex more.

Yikes, you make it sound like a "Problem" with a capital P. It's just a question of finding the motivation to do reconditioning.
Well its not that big, but I am sure you wouldn't mind actually enjoying it lol.
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