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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2007, 12:46:57 PM »
Breaking open a fluorescent light and picking it up with your bare hands.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2007, 12:53:08 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy 85 on November 04, 2007, 12:46:57 PM
Breaking open a fluorescent light and picking it up with your bare hands.

Or with your genitals.  :P
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2007, 01:22:20 PM »
Use a broken fluorescent tube as an artificial vagina.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2007, 01:38:50 PM »
or as a penis.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2007, 02:00:11 PM »
'lessin you like a bit of blood play.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #20 on: November 05, 2007, 05:23:27 PM »
Don't check those bare wires with your tongue to see if there is current in them
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #21 on: November 05, 2007, 10:07:22 PM »
^batteries as well.
My sister got me to do that when I was younger. I was so gullible.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #22 on: November 05, 2007, 10:14:55 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
^batteries as well.
My sister got me to do that when I was younger. I was so gullible.

For me t was my brother
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #23 on: November 05, 2007, 10:20:28 PM »
I'm glad I had no siblings.  :laugh:
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #24 on: November 05, 2007, 10:23:33 PM »
I did that on my own.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #25 on: November 05, 2007, 10:24:10 PM »
Tastes like aluminum.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2007, 10:25:45 PM »
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 05, 2007, 10:23:33 PM
I did that on my own.

Killed your siblings?  :laugh:
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #27 on: November 05, 2007, 10:28:41 PM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy2 on November 05, 2007, 10:25:45 PM
Quote from: First Tsurugi on November 05, 2007, 10:23:33 PM
I did that on my own.

Killed your siblings?  :laugh:

I was an only child at the time.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2007, 05:34:06 AM »
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
^batteries as well.
My sister got me to do that when I was younger. I was so gullible.

Nine volt batteries?

* Callaway raises hand
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2007, 07:03:24 AM »
Quote from: Callaway on November 06, 2007, 05:34:06 AM
Quote from: Ass Fairy17 on November 05, 2007, 10:07:22 PM
^batteries as well.
My sister got me to do that when I was younger. I was so gullible.

Nine volt batteries?

* Callaway raises hand
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