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Offline Natalia Evans

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Do not try this at home
« on: October 13, 2007, 02:39:32 AM »
Mix bleach with amonia in a bucket of water.

Putting clothes over the heater.

Putting papers near the heater and other objects

Putting silverware in the microwave

Leaving candles burning unattended

And of course lighting a kleenex on fire and leaving it there burning for your brother to put out.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #1 on: October 13, 2007, 02:57:42 AM »
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #2 on: October 13, 2007, 04:06:45 AM »
Aww, I was hoping it would
be someone microwaving a kitty. :'(

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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #3 on: October 14, 2007, 10:51:50 PM »
Couldn't find the after picture. :'(

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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #4 on: October 16, 2007, 12:51:17 PM »
When ever I see the words "Don't try this at home" or "no user serviable parts inside" I take it a a challenge    
   
 

















     
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #5 on: October 16, 2007, 04:01:38 PM »
Don't use fluorescent tubes as dildos at home.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #6 on: October 16, 2007, 04:06:35 PM »
Don't tie a cat in a pillow case and kick it and post the video online.

Don't grab a cat by its tail and lift it off the ground.

Don't rub yourself using your cat between your legs

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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #7 on: October 16, 2007, 04:13:42 PM »
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Don't rub yourself using your cat between your legs

Got photos? :eyebrows:
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"Eat it up.  Wear it out.  Make it do or do without." 

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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #8 on: October 16, 2007, 04:26:46 PM »
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #9 on: October 16, 2007, 06:57:45 PM »
Quote from: Spokane Girl on October 16, 2007, 04:06:35 PM

Don't grab a cat by its tail and lift it off the ground.


This was one of my ways of torturing them.
Well, I just thought 'twas funny, because they'd
do sit ups. Stopped when I found out I was
probably hurting them.  :-\
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #10 on: October 19, 2007, 09:26:53 PM »
Don't light fireworks off indoors.  [my son did this]
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #11 on: October 19, 2007, 09:43:08 PM »
I'd totally light fireworks off indoors.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #12 on: October 24, 2007, 06:16:44 PM »
Wasabi  Enema. SUPER GOOD LUCK ROUND EYE.
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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #13 on: October 27, 2007, 01:24:16 AM »
Talking to a 13 year old girl on the internet hoping it's a decoy so you pretend you want to have sex with her so you talk into meeting up with her and showing her how the sex is done hoping you be on To Catch A Predator show because you always wanted to be on TV.


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Re: Do not try this at home
« Reply #14 on: October 31, 2007, 10:34:54 PM »
Give yourself a colonoscopy with a vaccume cleaner and a webcam and post it on youtube.
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