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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #15 on: October 07, 2007, 07:47:11 PM »
I owe it to covering my face in semen
when young.  :laugh:
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #16 on: October 07, 2007, 07:50:31 PM »
i hear that's good for the skin.
they made facials of it
on Nip/Tuck. >:D
said it was secret recipe.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #17 on: October 07, 2007, 07:54:37 PM »
Yeah. There was a mexican company that made one
out of bull's semen. It's pretty much EXACTLY what
one needs.

Plus, it's fun to apply on others.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #18 on: October 07, 2007, 07:55:04 PM »
you could use your own.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #19 on: October 07, 2007, 07:57:19 PM »
I did. Still do, occasionally.

Something special about waking up
next to someone whose face smells like
you though.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #20 on: October 07, 2007, 07:59:22 PM »
hmm.
dunno what semen
smells like...is it a fresh smell
or yucky?
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #21 on: October 07, 2007, 08:05:27 PM »
Are those the only options?

Kinda tangy and bitter, and
a bit musty, all at the same time.

Food effects it heavily though.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #22 on: October 07, 2007, 08:06:24 PM »
odd. food comes out of one place. why does it need to chime into the urethra?
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #23 on: October 07, 2007, 08:11:01 PM »
garlic, coffee, beer. All make the
bells of the urinary tract ring aloud.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #24 on: October 07, 2007, 08:11:54 PM »
those aren't food. it's spice and drink.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #25 on: October 07, 2007, 08:20:42 PM »
I EAT garlic (there go any illusions of me being a vampire).
Also coffee grinds.

Meat does it too - more subtle. Yogurt seems to help
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #26 on: October 07, 2007, 08:22:59 PM »
women put yogurt into their vagina.

you can eat garlic if you've been invited.
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #27 on: October 07, 2007, 08:27:12 PM »
Yuck, I don't like Garlic!
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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #28 on: October 07, 2007, 08:28:44 PM »
Quote from: The Nameless One on October 07, 2007, 08:22:59 PM
women put yogurt into their vagina.

THAT'S an awful idea. Even if it looks like cum.

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you can eat garlic if you've been invited.

hmm...never heard that one.
I like just chewing it. Relieves
my teeth from itching. Probably
should take it up, rather than smoking.

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Re: Creationism in UK schools
« Reply #29 on: October 07, 2007, 08:32:26 PM »
Quote from: ozymandias on October 07, 2007, 08:27:12 PM
Yuck, I don't like Garlic!

some humans don't like garlic.
you strike me as a werewolf though. :twitch:

Quote from: calandale on October 07, 2007, 08:28:44 PM
Quote from: The Nameless One on October 07, 2007, 08:22:59 PM
women put yogurt into their vagina.

THAT'S an awful idea. Even if it looks like cum.

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you can eat garlic if you've been invited.

hmm...never heard that one.
I like just chewing it. Relieves
my teeth from itching. Probably
should take it up, rather than smoking.



a friend of mine said 'tis supposed to cure a yeast infection. :P

you also show up in the mirror
and can drink holy water
when you're invited.
watch Lost Boys.
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