Don't provoke the little people, especially if they're a cheeky little English girl whose pissed off about ice cream being £9
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Today is my seventeenth wedding anniversary
I didn't start the topic. I just tried to make sex out of it.
Quote from: odeon on May 19, 2008, 02:19:12 PMI didn't start the topic. I just tried to make sex out of it. fixed.
a fat fuck, a thin fuck - any sort of fuck would do me right now. my fave is half baked.
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.
Quote from: parts on May 19, 2008, 02:09:04 PMToday is my seventeenth wedding anniversary Happy Anniversary, Parts!Are you two doing anything special to celebrate?Our anniversary is the same day as our daughter's birthday, so we usually don't do much. One year we went out for a special multi-course dinner while my husband's parents watched our daughter.
Wrote 1,239 words of usable stuff, because they didn't assign me any shots at work today.
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
Quote from: Pyraxis on May 19, 2008, 05:33:38 PMWrote 1,239 words of usable stuff, because they didn't assign me any shots at work today.Usable for what?