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So that's how you plug all those holes.
Catholic?Me, not so much.Been to about fifty Catholic weddings and about thirty Catholic funerals. (not to mention about two hundred Quineaneras)Priests always tried to make me "make" specific gestures to denote that I was not Catholic, every time before I approach "Teh Blessed," etc.I do not take any of their shit nearly as seriously as they do and I do not understand why they expect those who ARE NOT CATHOLIC to do their little gestures, anyway!!I mean to begin with, I could NEVER be Catholic. I DO NOT kneel before God! I STAND up to Him and I ask for him to prove himself, every time or at least once and for all. He, no I mean HE, has not done so (yet?) and I have a mixed feeeling thing going on. Maybe I am to be smitten or rewarded more.The fact of my life having been protected on many occasions by some kind of Guardian Angel (Gabriel) is not enough for me. I want to stand up before GOD, before I close the case.I am told I will have my own turn and I will be forced to kneel.See? How much of this shit do YOU buy into?Catholic? Not so much!
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
Quote from: Jack on June 21, 2014, 12:52:20 PMSo that's how you plug all those holes. Jack's going to hell for that.
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 12, 2016, 06:00:14 AMQuote from: Jack on June 21, 2014, 12:52:20 PMSo that's how you plug all those holes. Jack's going to hell for that. For other things too.
Quote from: Jack on January 13, 2016, 07:40:58 PMQuote from: couldbecousin on January 12, 2016, 06:00:14 AMQuote from: Jack on June 21, 2014, 12:52:20 PMSo that's how you plug all those holes. Jack's going to hell for that. For other things too. Might as well fit in all the bad stuff you can!
Agreed. Churches are great, especially old ones.
The ones with their own cemeteries are good too, two interesting things in one.
You tobogganed through the gravestones?