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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5280 on: January 02, 2007, 11:50:12 PM »
Nah, just head over to a rancher. He'll have a pair of Burdizzos. That will do it.


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Burdizzos have also been used by some human males as a means of self-castration, often by those seeking a remedy for a high sex drive, or those who, for religious or personal reasons, seek to become eunuchs.

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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5281 on: January 03, 2007, 12:47:11 AM »
I like to give my pet snake beer man!! It slithers this way and that!! it gets all fucked up!!

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5282 on: January 03, 2007, 12:51:16 AM »
Snakes have tiny brains and no experience with alcohol.  Doesn't take a lot to get em fucked up.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5283 on: January 03, 2007, 12:54:46 AM »
I like to give my pet snake beer man!! It slithers this way and that!! it gets all fucked up!!

How do you get it to consume it?  Do you soak it's food in alcohol?
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5284 on: January 03, 2007, 01:20:54 AM »
I like to give my pet snake beer man!! It slithers this way and that!! it gets all fucked up!!

How do you get it to consume it?  Do you soak it's food in alcohol?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5285 on: January 03, 2007, 01:24:02 AM »
My kitty has a piece of popcorn on his head.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5286 on: January 03, 2007, 01:25:46 AM »
My kitty has a piece of popcorn on his head.

See if you can light the popcorn on fire!!  :evillaugh:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5287 on: January 03, 2007, 05:40:27 AM »
God damn, my personality gets messed up now because I am so fuckn horny.  I feel like I am different person now, untill :wanker:  Teejay, you are right, its the herbs.   I am not sure I like it though, because I have no one to fuck, but with every horny spell I get I feel wonderful.   I wonder if this is my normal sex drive and the herbs have fixed something. I am guessing testosterone is elevated because that is the sex drive hormone.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5288 on: January 03, 2007, 06:00:29 AM »
Get back on the meds, Flo. They'll do a lot more for you than some herbs.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5289 on: January 03, 2007, 06:10:26 AM »
Only if I really feel I need them, and you cannot tell me how I feel.  I hear no psychotic thoughts and I am quite capable of just relaxing my mind when I need to.  I am very aware of when that is needed, will ask for help if need it, and about symptoms of C.P.S.T.D so I am in controll. 

I NEED MY THERAPIST TO FINISH TREATING MY TRAUMA DISORDER, BUT  ITS GOTTEN BETTER ENOUGH THAT MEDS ARE NOT NEEDED ANYMORE.  I WISH I TOOK THEM AWHILE BACK THOUGH.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5290 on: January 03, 2007, 06:30:20 AM »
Flo, you actually made sense (every now and then) when you took the meds on a regular basis. Now you don't, mostly. Are you really sure that you know when you need them?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5291 on: January 03, 2007, 06:35:17 AM »
No one makes sense when they are overstimulated to a certain degree.  Its called stress and I don't need meds for that.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5292 on: January 03, 2007, 06:54:58 AM »
Flo, most of us make sense even when stressed. You don't.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5293 on: January 03, 2007, 08:13:05 AM »
Your not stressed enough then.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #5294 on: January 03, 2007, 09:20:27 AM »
Jumping back a bit:


*"Dawg is curious to know if you liked the soup he made for you*


Is vegetarianism due some credit for your becoming ex-fat, instead of not ex-fat.
I eat meat, but honestly, I can't eat nearly as much as I used to. I find it hard to digest if I eat more than about ten per cent meat in my diet. Plus, I'm losing weight and I don't want anything that is supposed to "stick to my ribs". I was kind of heavy last year, but better, now. I miss the salt in meat, but I just can't eat it as much, anymore.

I really don't want inner soul stuff. I'm mainly curious if it has been a long time or is it a newer arrangement, like, since you got out on your own and took charge or have you always been veggie at heart?

I've been a vegetairan for two or three years, I think.  I forget, exactly.  It's not the reason for my being ex-fat, Wieght Watchers is, but the veggie diet probably helps.

I might add that I am not and have no indention of being a vegan, so I do eat milk and egg products.  I don't really like vegetables.  In fact, I don't eat vegetables on a regular basis.  Currently I'm living very largely on weight watcher bagels (high protein, high fiber, as well as carbalicious) and apples.  When I go out to eat I have salad and put insane amounts of cheese on it.  Lettuce doesn't taste great in and of itself but if you dump enough parmesan on it it tastes like pasta (if you haven't had pasta in months).
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