Local authorities believe that the reason OXMC wants to annex Greenland is because he wants to make Greenland the Isle of Elba for his son Eric Trump. Reasons why is that Eric seriously annoys the crap out of him.
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God damn! GOD FUCKN DAMN MOUTH PAIN AND TIREDNESS. GOD FUCKN FRIGGEN MOUTH PAIN, TIREDNESS, AND HORNINESS. I CAN'T EVEN JACK OFF OR EAT FOR CHRIST SAKES.. HOW FUN LIFE IS! I AM HONESTLY FATASIZING ABOUT CATHY BECAUSE I HAVE HAD NO REAL LIFE EXEPERIENCES WITH JESSICA AND QUITE FRANKLY I DON'T WANT TO MOVE. BITCH KEEPS CALLING MY CELLPHONE LOOKING FOR ME, JEESE! WHAT A FUCKN TEASE BECAUSE I HAVE NO MINUTES AND A TOUGH DECISONS.. WHAT THE FUCK~! YES I DON FANTASIZED ABOUT SEXUAL ACTS WITH JESSICA WHEN I AM WITH HER. I GUESS I THINK I WILL NOT MAKE IT, BUT SOMEONE REFUSES TO GET IT. QUITE FRANKLY I WANT TO FRIGGEN DIE RIGHT NOW, GOD DAMN FUCKN MOUTH PAIN. WELL NOT LITTERALLY, I FEEL SKIN GROWING. JESSICA GOT WHAT SHE FUCKN WANTED! I HAVE PEIERCINGS ALL INSIDE MY MOUTH, BUT AT LEAST THEY ARE ON ONE FUCKN SIDE. THAT INCLUDES MY MISERABLE BASTARD OF A TONGUE TOO. EATTING TAKES FOR FUCKN EVER AND IT HURTS LIKE A BASTARD, BUT AT LEAST MY SURGURY PAIN IS LESS.FUCK FUCK FUCK I CAN'T WAIT TILL THIS FUCKN ENDS
14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?
so far, working for ibm kind of sucks ... maybe i can bum a masters or phd off of them ...
Quote from: rocketturtle on December 18, 2006, 04:00:48 PMso far, working for ibm kind of sucks ... maybe i can bum a masters or phd off of them ...Verily, thou art learning the ways of the post whore, young grasshopper.
Secret of Evermore is underrated.
Quote from: Dark Gaia on December 18, 2006, 12:52:48 PMSecret of Evermore is underrated.PeaGuy needs to stop playing video games like a loser!