A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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I'm thinking Squiddy should eat more as a general rule! What foods do you like, little cephalopod?
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:24:11 AM I'm thinking Squiddy should eat more as a general rule! What foods do you like, little cephalopod? I probably should My main problem is I simply forget to eat, shocking to you I'm sure.
I want an XK.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 09:27:22 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:24:11 AM I'm thinking Squiddy should eat more as a general rule! What foods do you like, little cephalopod? I probably should My main problem is I simply forget to eat, shocking to you I'm sure. Because it is Sunday, I shall charitably let that little dig pass unavenged.
Quote from: odeon on June 19, 2011, 09:42:30 AMI want an XK. Is that anything like an AK?
Quote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:29:10 AMQuote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 09:27:22 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on June 19, 2011, 09:24:11 AM I'm thinking Squiddy should eat more as a general rule! What foods do you like, little cephalopod? I probably should My main problem is I simply forget to eat, shocking to you I'm sure. Because it is Sunday, I shall charitably let that little dig pass unavenged. Wasn't meant as a dig acually I actually thought you'd be shocked at the idea of someone forgetting to eat , seeing as you enjoy it so much.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
You'd have thought I'd have learned my lesson after last night.But not I'm drinking alcoholic ginger beer on a pretty empty stomach. My Dad gave it to me so it's his fault though.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 12:08:36 PMYou'd have thought I'd have learned my lesson after last night.But not I'm drinking alcoholic ginger beer on a pretty empty stomach. My Dad gave it to me so it's his fault though. At least eat something.
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: Squidette on June 19, 2011, 12:08:36 PMYou'd have thought I'd have learned my lesson after last night.But not I'm drinking alcoholic ginger beer on a pretty empty stomach. My Dad gave it to me so it's his fault though. Passing the buck.