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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29295 on: May 25, 2011, 05:13:54 PM »
...I'm seriously starting to think she's keeping me seperate because I embarass her.  I swear to god we're a dysfunctional couple.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29296 on: May 25, 2011, 08:43:55 PM »
I think I'm experiencing dangerous levels of sexual frustration now.

I just saw a pic of Justin Beiber now that he's actually hit puberty I'm finding him attractive  :zombiefuck:

I need serious help.  :-[ :-[ :-[

You need to see a professional about this.

Or an exorcist, because he's clearly possessed by the Beiber demon.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29297 on: May 25, 2011, 09:01:51 PM »
I think I'm experiencing dangerous levels of sexual frustration now.

I just saw a pic of Justin Beiber now that he's actually hit puberty I'm finding him attractive  :zombiefuck:

I need serious help.  :-[ :-[ :-[

You need to see a professional about this.

Or an exorcist, because he's clearly possessed by the Beiber demon.


I think you should send Rage over to the U.K to cure me.  :indeed:  :eyebrows:

^^^^^^^

Although Rage's idea of exorcism may be slightly different to others.  :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29298 on: May 25, 2011, 09:07:06 PM »
I think I'm experiencing dangerous levels of sexual frustration now.

I just saw a pic of Justin Beiber now that he's actually hit puberty I'm finding him attractive  :zombiefuck:

I need serious help.  :-[ :-[ :-[

You need to see a professional about this.

Or an exorcist, because he's clearly possessed by the Beiber demon.


I think you should send Rage over to the U.K to cure me.  :indeed:  :eyebrows:

^^^^^^^

Although Rage's idea of exorcism may be slightly different to others.  :zoinks:

If it's this picture, rumour has it that it has been photoshopped.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29299 on: May 25, 2011, 11:59:27 PM »
It is really hard to humiliate some guys penis and call it tiny and pathetic when its a raging 8

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29300 on: May 26, 2011, 12:06:34 PM »
I think I'm experiencing dangerous levels of sexual frustration now.

I just saw a pic of Justin Beiber now that he's actually hit puberty I'm finding him attractive  :zombiefuck:

I need serious help.  :-[ :-[ :-[

You need to see a professional about this.

Or an exorcist, because he's clearly possessed by the Beiber demon.


I think you should send Rage over to the U.K to cure me.  :indeed:  :eyebrows:

^^^^^^^

Although Rage's idea of exorcism may be slightly different to others.  :zoinks:

If it's this picture, rumour has it that it has been photoshopped.


It wasn't that one.  :laugh:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29301 on: May 26, 2011, 12:09:17 PM »
have u seen the advart for his new smelly thing. perfume thingy

?

it's cheesy as fuck :laugh:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29302 on: May 26, 2011, 12:15:43 PM »
have u seen the advart for his new smelly thing. perfume thingy

?

it's cheesy as fuck :laugh:

No I haven't I find him the cheesiest , most plastic person on this planet.  :laugh:

I think it may have just been that ONE picture though.....I hope  :zombiefuck:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29303 on: May 26, 2011, 12:17:51 PM »

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29304 on: May 26, 2011, 12:21:18 PM »


Oh hell... Soph I hate you.  :finger:

 :lol:

He's pulling a very herp derp face though.  :orly:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29305 on: May 26, 2011, 12:34:24 PM »
Just think... maybe that's his sex face :autism:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29306 on: May 26, 2011, 12:39:18 PM »
I thought you liked the herp derp faces?  :autism:


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29307 on: May 26, 2011, 12:45:38 PM »
Just think... maybe that's his sex face :autism:

 :zombiefuck:

Ok I think Soph may have cured me.

I thought you liked the herp derp faces?  :autism:




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I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29308 on: May 26, 2011, 12:46:42 PM »
Aaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh

Squiddy is flooding the place.  Man the life rafts!!!  :fish:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #29309 on: May 26, 2011, 12:48:54 PM »
Aaaaaaaagggghhhhhhhh

Squiddy is flooding the place.  Man the life rafts!!!  :fish:

 :angel: :zoinks:
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!  :green: :zoinks:

nice is just something written on biscuits.