If McDonald's had a porn site, the girls there would all look the same.
Yeah and their product would not apepear, in reality, as enticing as the pictures, some will have been warmed over for too long, and their "fast fuck" advertising/promise will occasionally fail and you will have to wait in line, you will not be able to order a 'combo' and substitute a side order rimjob for ball sucking, BUT ... they would probably have a drive-up blow job window and hire a lot of first timers, just getting started. If they would offer enough napkins and condiments, they may have a viable product.