A skeleton walks into a bar. He goes up to the bartender and says, “I’d like a beer and a mop.”
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Quote from: Jack on April 27, 2011, 09:12:53 PMVaginal vampire bats. Yeah, I hate it when that happens.
Vaginal vampire bats.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
JOSHUA IS STEALING MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!
Quote from: YOURMUM on April 28, 2011, 03:59:11 AMJOSHUA IS STEALING MY THOUGHTS!!!!!! How? Which ones? And is it a sign of compatibility, or an act of plagiarism?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 28, 2011, 05:52:11 AMQuote from: YOURMUM on April 28, 2011, 03:59:11 AMJOSHUA IS STEALING MY THOUGHTS!!!!!! How? Which ones? And is it a sign of compatibility, or an act of plagiarism? He sent me a text message on my phone just as I was contemplating grabbing my phone to send him one. He stole my thought about sending a text message!! I hadn't heard from him since I rang him on Saturday.
Where is Teddy
Silly girl. "Mom, I can't find x. Help me look for it?" Go in her room with trash bag (I'm a pro at this) and start sorting and pitching. $8.25 later, x is found. Mom's rule - Any money I find when cleaning up is mine. Now enjoying a large frozen strawberry daquiri compliments of the Princess Royal.
Quote from: parts on April 28, 2011, 06:49:03 AMWhere is Teddy Is that the old partner you hired to help you finish this house?
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 28, 2011, 06:51:36 AMQuote from: parts on April 28, 2011, 06:49:03 AMWhere is Teddy Is that the old partner you hired to help you finish this house? Yeah I worked with him for years everyday and a good friend. I have known him about 25 years longer than my wife I make up in quality what I lack in quantity
Quote from: parts on April 28, 2011, 06:56:47 AMQuote from: couldbecousin on April 28, 2011, 06:51:36 AMQuote from: parts on April 28, 2011, 06:49:03 AMWhere is Teddy Is that the old partner you hired to help you finish this house? Yeah I worked with him for years everyday and a good friend. I have known him about 25 years longer than my wife I make up in quality what I lack in quantity Quality is better than quantity, good for you. To keep friends this long you are obviously doing some things right.