How many Rolf Harris victims does it take to change a light bulb? 50. Three to do it now and then 47 to do it thirty years later when it is more profitable.
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Oh good lord, it's 3.21am and his snoring is just horrific. What the hell do I do?
Quote from: Crip on April 22, 2011, 08:21:47 PMOh good lord, it's 3.21am and his snoring is just horrific. What the hell do I do?I have that problem sometimes when both TOW and Tazzy are snoring at the same time
I'll just diagnose myself as Goddess of the Universe and have done with it. Hell with autism!
nice is just something written on biscuits.
Quote from: Binty on April 22, 2011, 09:04:23 PMQuote from: Crip on April 22, 2011, 08:21:47 PMOh good lord, it's 3.21am and his snoring is just horrific. What the hell do I do?I have that problem sometimes when both TOW and Tazzy are snoring at the same time Did you whisper "Big Fucking Peters" in their ears?
Quote from: Ink Fish on April 22, 2011, 09:05:43 PMQuote from: Binty on April 22, 2011, 09:04:23 PMQuote from: Crip on April 22, 2011, 08:21:47 PMOh good lord, it's 3.21am and his snoring is just horrific. What the hell do I do?I have that problem sometimes when both TOW and Tazzy are snoring at the same time Did you whisper "Big Fucking Peters" in their ears? No :lol:
another sunny day where are my shades?
Quote from: bodaccea on April 23, 2011, 03:25:45 AManother sunny day where are my shades? You should have several pairs, to complete your summer wardrobe!
Jesus died on the cross to show us that BDSM is a legitimate form of love.
There is only one truth and it is that people do have penises of different sizes and one of them is the longest.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 07:54:46 AMQuote from: bodaccea on April 23, 2011, 03:25:45 AManother sunny day where are my shades? You should have several pairs, to complete your summer wardrobe! For the English, one pair should last a lifetime.
I'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all.
Quote from: couldbecousin on April 23, 2011, 11:14:30 AMI'm browsing a site for people who want to lighten their (mostly brown) eyes, and to most of them, my gray eye color would be a dream come true!Very odd to think that the eye color that disappoints me might be someone else's ideal. Also very sad that any of us dislike our eyes at all. How is that even possible?