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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27825 on: March 23, 2011, 07:19:22 AM »
awww, you're so innocent :hug:




His roommate is going to be gone ALL DAY.


Ive got my gag, my rope, my paddle, my strapon and a hell of a lot of lube ;P

I'm gonna tie him in knots.

And I bought him a present even. A pair of stockings. hehe.





I think he hit traffic :(

Pittsburgh morning traffic sucks

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27826 on: March 23, 2011, 11:20:16 AM »
It's snowing fuck I thought that was over
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27827 on: March 23, 2011, 12:28:20 PM »
Ferries are  boring.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27828 on: March 23, 2011, 03:55:42 PM »
I'm sitting here thinking "Who is semicolon?" but thanks for the welcome back :)

Thanks to you too, Callaway

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27829 on: March 23, 2011, 04:19:28 PM »
I'm sitting here thinking "Who is semicolon?" but thanks for the welcome back :)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27830 on: March 23, 2011, 04:36:59 PM »
Ferries are  boring.

I used to cross the Mississippi River using the ferry sometimes.  One day I got out the car and went into the passenger section just for the heck of it.  You do not want to do that.  There's this poster with the instructions of what will happen in case of a nuclear war.  The ferry will head out to the Gulf of Mexico.  Great, battling all the freighters to get to the Gulf, in the Gulf with no water or food or probably fishing hooks, on basically a gigantic flatboat.  Definitely not how I pictured ending my life.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27831 on: March 23, 2011, 04:40:33 PM »
Ferries are  boring.

I used to cross the Mississippi River using the ferry sometimes.  One day I got out the car and went into the passenger section just for the heck of it.  You do not want to do that.  There's this poster with the instructions of what will happen in case of a nuclear war.  The ferry will head out to the Gulf of Mexico.  Great, battling all the freighters to get to the Gulf, in the Gulf with no water or food or probably fishing hooks, on basically a gigantic flatboat.  Definitely not how I pictured ending my life.

I loved the ferries across the Mississippi in Louisiana.  I must have missed seeing the nuclear war posters, though.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27832 on: March 23, 2011, 04:43:42 PM »
Ferries are  boring.

I used to cross the Mississippi River using the ferry sometimes.  One day I got out the car and went into the passenger section just for the heck of it.  You do not want to do that.  There's this poster with the instructions of what will happen in case of a nuclear war.  The ferry will head out to the Gulf of Mexico.  Great, battling all the freighters to get to the Gulf, in the Gulf with no water or food or probably fishing hooks, on basically a gigantic flatboat.  Definitely not how I pictured ending my life.

I loved the ferries across the Mississippi in Louisiana.  I must have missed seeing the nuclear war posters, though.

Yeah, there is something wonderfully calming and yet exciting about them.  If you've ever heard the Fats Domino song "Walking to New Orleans" it's about taking the ferry from the Westbank/Algiers to Canal Street.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27833 on: March 23, 2011, 07:46:57 PM »
I offered a bit of chicken to Jaws, and he tried to make a meal out of my hand instead.  He attacked me several times, with all the impotent fury of an angry goldfish, and then sulked in defeat at the bottom of the tank when I proved to be impervious to his tiny teeth and too large to swallow whole.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27834 on: March 23, 2011, 07:54:06 PM »
I went on a ferry to Ireland. I would love to go on one again but some of my family suffer bad sea sickness

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27835 on: March 23, 2011, 09:33:57 PM »
I finally finished my page on all my pets on my website :green:

I'm gonna add an extra page just for Flo though, but the main page is finished I think

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27836 on: March 24, 2011, 11:12:21 AM »
Am I horny enough to masturbate?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27837 on: March 24, 2011, 12:35:56 PM »
Mmmm, right now I'm thinking is Stalin horny enough to masturbate?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27838 on: March 24, 2011, 12:37:33 PM »
Stalin is always horny and  :viking: that's why yours truly brought her here in the first place. :toporly:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #27839 on: March 24, 2011, 12:40:27 PM »
A good thing.. she seems to fit in quite okay.

Well, think she already de-hornyfied herself by now.
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