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Offline RageBeoulve

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26730 on: January 04, 2011, 10:01:11 AM »
My shoulder hurts.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26731 on: January 04, 2011, 10:43:43 AM »
My bravest fire salamander is watching me.  The others hide during the day, but this one often sits and watches me when I'm at the computer.  The others are also reluctant to venture far from their hiding spots to pursue prey, and are cautious about eating unfamiliar prey, but this one is happy to chase and attack anything that looks vaguely prey-like, including tiny fruit flies, (comparatively) large worms and a fine paint brush that I use for manipulating things in it's vivarium as an alternative to sticking my hand in.
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14:10 - Moarskrillex42: She said something about knowing why I wanted to move to Glasgow when she came in. She plopped down on my bed and told me to go ahead and open it for her.

14:11 - Peter5930: So, she thought I was your lover and that I was sending you a box full of sex toys, and that you wanted to move to Glasgow to be with me?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26732 on: January 04, 2011, 12:19:28 PM »
sometimes getting started is the toughest part
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26733 on: January 04, 2011, 01:59:30 PM »
Ever notice how some women look incredible until you get them naked, and then you feel sick?

Also, ever notice that some girls look bland and so so until they get naked, then suddenly you realize they could be a lingere model?


That just occured to me. :LOL:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26734 on: January 04, 2011, 02:39:57 PM »
I'm thinking about how january needs to hurry up and pass on by :P
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26735 on: January 04, 2011, 02:53:23 PM »
How amusing and thought provoking it is to have Rage's post follow Daffy Duck's.  Rage is slow, but he does eventually get it. 
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26736 on: January 04, 2011, 02:55:21 PM »
Quote from: Peter on January 03, 2011, 06:52:27 AM
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on January 03, 2011, 06:40:32 AM
Quote from: Peter on January 03, 2011, 06:36:16 AM
2 more years until I find out what excuses the 2012ers will come up with for why nothing particularly catastrophic happened.

Probably be interesting to see how much hysteria and mass suicides occur in 2012 too.

I read an interview a while ago with someone at NASA who gets contacted by people who're worried about 2012, and there was a really sad bit about a woman who was emotionally distraught and wanted to know when she should put down her dogs so that they wouldn't suffer.  I think it's likely that there will be an excess of suicides in 2013 too, once people realise that they killed their pets, spent their savings or did some other retarded crap in preparation for something that didn't happen.

That's why I'm not doing a damn thing differently in 2012! I'll just keep going to my jobs as I always do!  :thumbup:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26737 on: January 04, 2011, 02:59:14 PM »
If Semi Colon had a colonoscopy  would the Doctors only stick the device half way in?  ???
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26738 on: January 04, 2011, 03:05:10 PM »
Quote from: PPK on January 04, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
If Semi Colon had a colonoscopy  would the Doctors only stick the device half way in?  ???

That's a cute one! Try open-mic night. I would pay to see you.   :oneliner:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26739 on: January 04, 2011, 03:07:19 PM »
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 04, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: PPK on January 04, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
If Semi Colon had a colonoscopy  would the Doctors only stick the device half way in?  ???

That's a cute one! Try open-mic night. I would pay to see you.   :oneliner:
If I could work in front of a crowd without shitting a brick you wouldn't have to pay.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26740 on: January 04, 2011, 03:08:37 PM »
Quote from: PPK on January 04, 2011, 03:07:19 PM
Quote from: couldbecousin on January 04, 2011, 03:05:10 PM
Quote from: PPK on January 04, 2011, 02:59:14 PM
If Semi Colon had a colonoscopy  would the Doctors only stick the device half way in?  ???

That's a cute one! Try open-mic night. I would pay to see you.   :oneliner:
If I could work in front of a crowd without shitting a brick you wouldn't have to pay.

It is harder than the pros make it look, I think. I am the court jester wherever I go, but I think I'd freeze on a stage.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26741 on: January 04, 2011, 04:22:44 PM »
I've done it in a semi-public setting. It was hard as hell.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26742 on: January 04, 2011, 10:52:13 PM »
Rest in peace, Gerry Rafferty 1947-2011.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26743 on: January 07, 2011, 01:28:16 AM »
Oh so it DOES have a toilet :laugh:

Minimum 15% deposit though :zombiefuck:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26744 on: January 07, 2011, 01:35:38 AM »
Quote from: YOURMUM on January 07, 2011, 01:28:16 AM
Oh so it DOES have a toilet :laugh:

Minimum 15% deposit though :zombiefuck:
Is this for the house that you have been looking at? 15% is a lot.
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