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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26460 on: December 04, 2010, 07:57:52 PM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26461 on: December 04, 2010, 09:18:48 PM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies!  :hug:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26462 on: December 04, 2010, 09:57:57 PM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies!  :hug:

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26463 on: December 04, 2010, 09:59:49 PM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies!  :hug:

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please!  :drool:


*scurries to the store for perfume*
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26464 on: December 04, 2010, 10:01:48 PM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies!  :hug:

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please!  :drool:


*scurries to the store for perfume*

Wait until she finds out the cost of Joy.  Hehehehehehehe.  I win. :evillaugh:
A good monarch is a treasure. A good politician is an oxymoron.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26465 on: December 05, 2010, 03:53:06 AM »
Need to do something useful.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26466 on: December 05, 2010, 04:42:38 AM »
I need to stop acting like a grandmother with trite, magic advice.

You can be my grandmother. I don't mind the advice, just make me some cookies!  :hug:

Fine.  Oatmeal or chocolate chip.  Grandma likes Joy perfume by Jean Patou.  No hankies. 

Chocolate chip, please!  :drool:


*scurries to the store for perfume*

Wait until she finds out the cost of Joy.  Hehehehehehehe.  I win. :evillaugh:

I'm getting real homemade cookies! Those take a lot of work! Hehehehehehe! I win!  :evillaugh:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
--- Ripley, Alien Resurrection


"We are grateful for the time we have been given."
--- Edward Walker, The Village

People forget.
--- The Who, "Eminence Front"

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26467 on: December 05, 2010, 11:43:14 AM »
i need to brush my teeth,  :P

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26468 on: December 06, 2010, 07:49:52 PM »
Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!
« Last Edit: December 06, 2010, 07:56:37 PM by DirtDawg »
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26469 on: December 06, 2010, 08:03:15 PM »
Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?   :orly:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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People forget.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26470 on: December 06, 2010, 08:07:47 PM »
Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?   :orly:


Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:
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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26471 on: December 06, 2010, 08:11:22 PM »
Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?   :orly:


Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:


Maybe you could text one of your staff!  :green:
"I'm finding a lot of things funny lately, but I don't think they are."
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26472 on: December 06, 2010, 08:22:05 PM »
Thinking that I fucked up.

All of our promotional signage associated with the "Midnight Release of  the long awaited World Of Warcraft - Cataclysm" is designed to bring people people into the store to buy the new software bundles, promising that they can use a special code to find short term advantages, go home and play it at midnight.

I forgot to remind all the sales staff working this overnighter that the timetable advertised by the designers of the game actually refers to midnight in the Pacific Time Zone.  That is three hours past the time we are legally allowed to sell the expansion set.

These poor people, locally, are going to dash into our store, even wait in line in many cases, all boned up on NOS and Redbull, buy the latest shit for their cunty, online game and then race home with vigor, braced up with mega caffeine and probably tacos, only to discover that they have to WAIT for three hours before they can even log on to experience all the new shit.


Oooops!

Can you call the store and leave a message?   :orly:


Of course I could, if I  "needed to,"  but I am NOT a telephone person.


At this point,  I am decidedly secure in the notion that I should just sit back and enjoy the backwash.





 :lol:


Maybe you could text one of your staff!  :green:


UhM, let me expound ... not being a 'phone person,  I certainly do not subscribe to annoying habit of "texting."

Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26473 on: December 06, 2010, 08:23:29 PM »


Honestly, I can not understand why you do NOT grasp teh essence of the humorous event as I described it.


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Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26474 on: December 06, 2010, 08:24:11 PM »


Enough of this is more than quite enough!
Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

Ghandi: Live as if you were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever.

The end result of life's daily pain and suffering, trials and failures, tears and laughter, readings and listenings is an accumulation of wisdom in its purest form.