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Offline Queen Victoria

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26190 on: November 15, 2010, 02:45:34 PM »
My chin and face spends a lot of time on my hand when I'm on here.  I'm in danger of getting deformed.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26191 on: November 15, 2010, 03:56:58 PM »
I discovered that I could get axolotl larvae to eat bits of yolk from a hard-boiled egg by whisking the yolk into a paste and adding it to their tanks along with microworms.  The worms form a writhing carpet beneath the yolk particles and jiggle them around, which stimulates the axolotl's feeding behaviour.  Egg yolk is much more nutritious than microworms, and being able to feed them yolk will reduce the number of live-food cultures I need to look after.

The largest of my axolotls has developed stubby little front legs and is starting to actively hunt.  I watched it eat a fruit fly larva tonight, which was just barely small enough to fit in it's stomach and left it with a big bulge in it's side, with the larva visible through the translucent skin and stomach wall.  It seems very curious about the rest of the fruit fly larvae in it's tank now that it's figured out that they're edible.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26192 on: November 15, 2010, 07:58:18 PM »
I'm on the same medication they just talked about on House.  Also, I don't think I've ever said "I LOVE _____" about any medication before... EVER.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26193 on: November 15, 2010, 08:50:53 PM »
I have to go hospital in a few hours and dont want to :bigcry:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26194 on: November 15, 2010, 09:09:21 PM »
Do you really want to know?  ;) >:D

Probably not! No wait, definitely not now that I think about it! :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26195 on: November 16, 2010, 02:59:37 AM »
I have an urge to change my name here for some reason.......but what to? :chin:

Will I destroy my notorious identity if I do? :orly:

Maybe I should wait till 1000 posts.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26196 on: November 16, 2010, 08:01:20 AM »
Wish I could go back to bed for the day and swap between reading and sleeping and drinking tea.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26197 on: November 16, 2010, 08:04:30 AM »
i have a small galaxy hot chocolate

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26198 on: November 16, 2010, 08:16:00 AM »
I have an urge to change my name here for some reason.......but what to? :chin:

Will I destroy my notorious identity if I do? :orly:

Maybe I should wait till 1000 posts.

Wait till a really irresistible name occurs to you!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26199 on: November 16, 2010, 11:08:06 AM »
I'm on the same medication they just talked about on House.  Also, I don't think I've ever said "I LOVE _____" about any medication before... EVER.

Vicodin? :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26200 on: November 16, 2010, 11:08:44 AM »
Thinking about throwing out the bloody DVD player.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26201 on: November 16, 2010, 11:29:35 AM »
Thinking about throwing out the bloody DVD player.

You could donate it!  :harp:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26202 on: November 16, 2010, 12:03:39 PM »
I'm thinking what every postwhore thinks: "Just one more post..."   :zoinks:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26203 on: November 16, 2010, 01:25:16 PM »
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var img1, img2, img3;
var numgames = 0;
var roll = 1;
var num = 0;
var wins = 0;
var loses = 0;

num = window.prompt("Best of 1 or 3?"); //enter number of games
numgames = parseInt(num); //converts string to integers

if (numgames != 1 && numgames != 2 && numgames != 3) //stops you entering any number/character outside 1-3
{
window.alert("Only numbers 1-3 please.");
document.writeln("<h2 align = center>Press F5 to restart program.<h2>");
end
}

while (roll <= numgames)
{
img1 = ("<img src = \"" + Math.floor(1 + Math.random() * 2) + ".jpg\" />" ); //randomly generates 1 of 2 images
img2 = ("<img src = \"" + Math.floor(1 + Math.random() * 2) + ".jpg\" />" ); //randomly generates 1 of 2 images
img3 = ("<img src = \"" + Math.floor(1 + Math.random() * 2) + ".jpg\" />" ); //randomly generates 1 of 2 images
document.writeln("<p align = center><td>" + img1 + "</td><td>" + img2 + "</td><td>" + img3 + "</td></p>"); //prints images onto screen
++roll
if (img1 == img2 && img1 == img3) //compares the images to see if they match
{
wins = wins + 1; //counts the matches
}

else
{
loses = loses + 1; //counts the mismatches
}
}

if (numgames == 1) //determines the winning requirements determined by 1 game
{
if (wins == 1) //1 match is needed to win
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You win!</h1>");
else
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You lose.</h1>");
}

else if (numgames == 2) //determines the winning requirements determined by 2 games
{
if (wins >= 1) //1 match is needed to win
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You win!</h1>");
else
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You lose.</h1>");
}

else if (numgames == 3) //determines the winning requirements determined by 3 games
{
if (wins >= 2) //2 matches are needed to win
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You win!</h1>");
else
document.writeln("<h1 align = center>You lose.</h1>");
}

document.writeln("<h2 align = center>" + wins + " Wins & " + loses + " Loses.</h2>"); //counts the wins and losses
document.writeln("<br><h2 align = center>Press F5 to restart program.</h2>");

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #26204 on: November 16, 2010, 02:27:08 PM »
You did rather well today.   Not perfect, but rather well.
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