A husband and wife are trying to set up a new password for their computer. The husband puts, "Mypenis," and the wife falls on the ground laughing because on the screen it says, "Error. Not long enough."
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it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.
I can do upside down chocolate moo things!
is posting porn on zomg cool??
I hope I don't have to do door to door spamming today. The wind is that hard that it will be blown out of my hands, with the mail. And I will be re-enacting a silly comic postie, racing around to get it all back.
Quote from: hykeaswell on March 31, 2010, 03:31:53 AMI hope I don't have to do door to door spamming today. The wind is that hard that it will be blown out of my hands, with the mail. And I will be re-enacting a silly comic postie, racing around to get it all back.*nods* Spamming online is much more fun!
Quote from: PMS Elle on March 30, 2010, 05:41:41 PMFuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.$5 in a card...
Quote from: couldbecousin on March 30, 2010, 07:30:29 PMQuote from: PMS Elle on March 30, 2010, 05:41:41 PMFuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.$5 in a card... My grandmother sends me cards like that on holidays and it's a sweet and welcome gesture- the cards alone are too, but she still has that "grandmotherly" compulsion to treate me to an ice cream or soemthing like that, even long-distance. It's doing something cute and friendly in the face of bad blood that I don't appreciate.
To be essentially told to 'fuck off' while she concentrates on her boyfriend is just a fucked concept to me. I'm really sorry that she made that choice. I always think a Mother should be the last person standing on earth to love and defend you. But, even though she is your Mum, doesn't sound like you need that kind of role model in your life at the moment anyway.
She wrote me that letter at the end of last summer. It was extremely fucked up. Arguably equally fucked up is how much stabler and happier I've been since she "broke up with" me.She's always picked her men over me. She's always picked herself over everything. I've realized more and more the last several years what a terrible mother she was. She's a role model in that she acts as a living example of 'what not to do."I assume at some point the rage I still feel toward her will go away. It's been ebbing a great deal since we amost entirely stopped speaking to one another. I figure it's understandable that I be bitter quite awhile though. I really did think she was the only person I could always love and trust. I was fucking deluding myself because the truth was too painful.