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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23205 on: March 30, 2010, 05:41:41 PM »
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.

On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23206 on: March 30, 2010, 07:30:29 PM »
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.

On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.

$5 in a card...  :duh:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23207 on: March 31, 2010, 01:34:50 AM »
is posting porn on zomg cool??

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23208 on: March 31, 2010, 03:31:53 AM »
I hope I don't have to do door to door spamming today. The wind is that hard that it will be blown out of my hands, with the mail. And I will be re-enacting a silly comic postie, racing around to get it all back.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23209 on: March 31, 2010, 05:21:51 AM »
is posting porn on zomg cool??

Posting porn is never cool, young man!  :prude:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23210 on: March 31, 2010, 05:23:07 AM »
I hope I don't have to do door to door spamming today. The wind is that hard that it will be blown out of my hands, with the mail. And I will be re-enacting a silly comic postie, racing around to get it all back.

*nods* Spamming online is much more fun!  :thumbup:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23211 on: March 31, 2010, 05:25:56 AM »
I hope I don't have to do door to door spamming today. The wind is that hard that it will be blown out of my hands, with the mail. And I will be re-enacting a silly comic postie, racing around to get it all back.

*nods* Spamming online is much more fun!  :thumbup:

True.

I can happily say I don't have to do the door to door spamming. Do have mail for all addresses though, but not too many big things where the wind can play with.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23212 on: April 01, 2010, 02:27:45 PM »
I gassed the Jews, I killed the Kurds, I bombed the Arabs, I fucked small children while they begged for mercy, the killing fields are mine, everyone left the party because of me, I'll suck your fucking eyes out and send them to your mother in a box and when I die I'm going to be reincarnated as your child only fifty times worse and mad as all fuck.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23213 on: April 01, 2010, 03:03:46 PM »
That's  :viking: :arrr:  :agreed:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23214 on: April 01, 2010, 05:10:46 PM »
Is that original?

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23215 on: April 01, 2010, 06:08:10 PM »
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.

On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.

$5 in a card...  :duh:
My grandmother sends me cards like that on holidays and it's a sweet and welcome gesture- the cards alone are too, but she still has that "grandmotherly" compulsion to treate me to an ice cream or soemthing like that, even long-distance.  It's doing something cute and friendly in the face of bad blood that I don't appreciate.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23216 on: April 01, 2010, 06:18:22 PM »
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.

On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.

$5 in a card...  :duh:
My grandmother sends me cards like that on holidays and it's a sweet and welcome gesture- the cards alone are too, but she still has that "grandmotherly" compulsion to treate me to an ice cream or soemthing like that, even long-distance.  It's doing something cute and friendly in the face of bad blood that I don't appreciate.

To be essentially told to 'fuck off' while she concentrates on her boyfriend is just a fucked concept to me. I'm really sorry that she made that choice. I always think a Mother should be the last person standing on earth to love and defend you.

But, even though she is your Mum, doesn't sound like you need that kind of role model in your life at the moment anyway.


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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23217 on: April 01, 2010, 06:29:38 PM »
To be essentially told to 'fuck off' while she concentrates on her boyfriend is just a fucked concept to me. I'm really sorry that she made that choice. I always think a Mother should be the last person standing on earth to love and defend you.

But, even though she is your Mum, doesn't sound like you need that kind of role model in your life at the moment anyway.


She wrote me that letter at the end of last summer.  It was extremely fucked up.  Arguably equally fucked up is how much stabler and happier I've been since she "broke up with" me.

She's always picked her men over me.  She's always picked herself over everything.  I've realized more and more the last several years what a terrible mother she was.  She's a role model in that she acts as a living example of 'what not to do."

I assume at some point the rage I still feel toward her will go away.  It's been ebbing a great deal since we amost entirely stopped speaking to one another.  I figure it's understandable that I be bitter quite awhile though.  I really did think she was the only person I could always love and trust.  I was fucking deluding myself because the truth was too painful.  :(
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23218 on: April 01, 2010, 06:45:40 PM »
She wrote me that letter at the end of last summer.  It was extremely fucked up.  Arguably equally fucked up is how much stabler and happier I've been since she "broke up with" me.

She's always picked her men over me.  She's always picked herself over everything.  I've realized more and more the last several years what a terrible mother she was.  She's a role model in that she acts as a living example of 'what not to do."

I assume at some point the rage I still feel toward her will go away.  It's been ebbing a great deal since we amost entirely stopped speaking to one another.  I figure it's understandable that I be bitter quite awhile though.  I really did think she was the only person I could always love and trust.  I was fucking deluding myself because the truth was too painful.  :(

I don't know you, but you come across as someone who has a 'spare tank' of resilience when you need to. Try not to forget that.

A parent letting your expectation of them down is a hard thing to come to terms with.

In my 20's I was angry with my parents for a lot of things. Everyone else seemed to have 'normal' families.

In the end, you will make a life for yourself and be stronger for it as long as you don't let it affect your idea of your self worth. Use whatever you can from it as a lesson of 'what not to do' in your life and try to look at the positive traits it's given you.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #23219 on: April 01, 2010, 07:51:53 PM »
Fuck you, mom, $5 in an easter card doesn't undo 23 years of being a cunt to me, culminating in sending me a dear john letter in which you told me you were cutting me out in order to focus on your relationship with the 13-stepper you left your husband for.

On the plus side, I can now feel like my mother will have paid for the card and photocopy of said letter I'm going to send her for mother's day/her un-invatation to my grad school graduation ceremony, in addition to having well earned it.

$5 in a card...  :duh:
My grandmother sends me cards like that on holidays and it's a sweet and welcome gesture- the cards alone are too, but she still has that "grandmotherly" compulsion to treate me to an ice cream or soemthing like that, even long-distance.  It's doing something cute and friendly in the face of bad blood that I don't appreciate.

Yeah, the intention makes all the difference. I'm glad you have her.  :)
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