I'm thinkiing that, today being St. Patrick's Day, business might be slow at the burger place tonight, thus enabling me to get home a little earlier!
Well. By the time you see this you will already realize you are wrong. See, the problem with that theory is:
*People looooove to drink alchohol on st pattys day.
*Around the time you are getting off, they are already FUBAR, so they are going to go to get a bigass greasy burger.
*Fatty foods help hangovers, and this is common knowledge.
Good luck, buddeh. And happy Pattys.