Post what you're thinking right now.

[skyblue1]

There's a new whoring special on TLC! 

Fixed.

  That's awesome! Maybe I'll pick up some pointers!

ahem , I believe you like those words with Ho in `em   

["couldbecousin"]

There's a new whoring special on TLC! 

Fixed.

  That's awesome! Maybe I'll pick up some pointers!

ahem , I believe you like those words with Ho in `em   

Remember the Alaho! 

[Eclair]

^ Holarious...

[skyblue1]

I seem to hoard everything but food. There is not a damn thing to eat in this house. Guess coffee will have to do for a 10:20 pm snack

  Hope you can shop soon, maybe stock the cabinets with drygoods.

yeah I would be in a mell of a hess , if there was a disaster or something.

["couldbecousin"]

^ Holarious...

*curtsies* Thank you! The whoring special is most enlightening too!  

["couldbecousin"]

I seem to hoard everything but food. There is not a damn thing to eat in this house. Guess coffee will have to do for a 10:20 pm snack

  Hope you can shop soon, maybe stock the cabinets with drygoods.

yeah I would be in a mell of a hess , if there was a disaster or something.

If you stock up a little each week on whatever is on sale in your supermarket's sale flyer, pretty soon you will have a good supply of non-perishables. I need to start doing that again myself!

[Blasted]

My laptop is fucked.

["couldbecousin"]

My laptop is fucked.

Fixable? 

[Blasted]

Trashable.  I'm hoping it will still survive for a couple of months.

[Eclair]

'Leave ya number' irritates me.

What happened to 'your'....?

Even news readers are being all slangy now. Which is fine at home, but in a professional environment?

Lazy Okkers.

["couldbecousin"]

'Leave ya number' irritates me.

What happened to 'your'....?

Even news readers are being all slangy now. Which is fine at home, but in a professional environment?

Lazy Okkers.

Okkers?

[SleepyDragon]

Ockers are those who say "winda," "Sundee," and "Os-TRAY-ya" in place of "window," "Sunday," and "Australia."

["couldbecousin"]

Ockers are those who say "winda," "Sundee," and "Os-TRAY-ya" in place of "window," "Sunday," and "Australia."

We have those in Massachusetts! The Boston accent involves a lot of dropped r's. What's funny is that despite having been born and raised here, I have never had the local accent...I recognize an authentic impersonation when I hear it, but I'd have to make a real effort to speak that way myself for any length of time. 

[Eclair]

Ockers are those who say "winda," "Sundee," and "Os-TRAY-ya" in place of "window," "Sunday," and "Australia."

We have those in Massachusetts! The Boston accent involves a lot of dropped r's. What's funny is that despite having been born and raised here, I have never had the local accent...I recognize an authentic impersonation when I hear it, but I'd have to make a real effort to speak that way myself for any length of time. 

Oops, I spelt Ocker wrong.

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

["couldbecousin"]

Ockers are those who say "winda," "Sundee," and "Os-TRAY-ya" in place of "window," "Sunday," and "Australia."

We have those in Massachusetts! The Boston accent involves a lot of dropped r's. What's funny is that despite having been born and raised here, I have never had the local accent...I recognize an authentic impersonation when I hear it, but I'd have to make a real effort to speak that way myself for any length of time. 

Oops, I spelt Ocker wrong.

http://www.koalanet.com.au/australian-slang.html

Koalanet, I love it!  Do you see them regularly?