« previous next »
Pages: 1 ... 220 221 [222] 223 224 ... 1997   Go Down

Author Topic: Post what you're thinking right now.  (Read 375293 times)

0 Members and 15 Guests are viewing this topic.

Offline Randy

  • Fairy Self Actualizing Healer
  • Elder
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 6621
  • Karma: 201
  • Gender: Male
  • Picture of the person who changed my avitar
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3315 on: September 23, 2006, 12:40:28 PM »
Its 5 times a day masturbation obessive?  If I don't do it enough I swear it runs over into the next day.

Ginseng is a aphrodisiac and so is ginkobiloba.  I have done plenty of those things!  I can testifiy to that!

Peter, Garlic calmns the mind so that is why it makes you horny.. does the same thing to me!

I do take lots of ginseng so I can give Jessica the ride of her life.  As much as possible till I leave, every other day!

Have a nice day all!

Logged
Biggest bullshitter on the web, the person who is says that is a jealous wanker who needs some personal devolpement.

Spread your legs woman!

Offline BadgerTom

  • DEPRAVED ASSHAT
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2611
  • Karma: 168
  • Gender: Male
  • NSFW - Not Safe for Woke
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3316 on: September 23, 2006, 12:43:03 PM »
umm dont forget to drink lots of whole milk as its rich in vitamin D, which is important for the production of ur love wee ;D

oh and Flo, i only do it 3 times a day, when i can be bothered, but if i had a girlfriend i think i'd do it 3 times a week, cos my sex drive is really high but i dont drink ginseng cos i dont need it ;D
Logged

Offline McGiver

  • Hetero sexist tragedy
  • Caretaker Admin
  • Postwhore Beyond The Pale
  • *****
  • Posts: 43309
  • Karma: 1341
  • Gender: Male
  • Do me.
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3317 on: September 23, 2006, 12:44:35 PM »
i feel ghey, and i need a fag.
Logged
Misunderstood.

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3318 on: September 23, 2006, 12:46:18 PM »
Quote from: McJagger on September 23, 2006, 12:44:35 PM
i feel ghey, and i need a fag.

Its the curse of chat night- you kept going off for a fag last time too  :'(  :'(
Logged

Offline BadgerTom

  • DEPRAVED ASSHAT
  • Elder
  • Dedicated Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 2611
  • Karma: 168
  • Gender: Male
  • NSFW - Not Safe for Woke
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3319 on: September 23, 2006, 12:52:23 PM »
hey as stephen lynch puts it...

"if i were gay we would swim in romance, but i'm not gay, so get ur hands outta my pants" ;D
Logged

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3320 on: September 23, 2006, 01:52:33 PM »
I really should go get something to eat before chat starts, I wonder if it will actually start this week, I knew I shoulda made more out of the nudity aspect  :-\
Logged

Offline Leto729

  • The God Emperor of the Aspie Elite
  • Elder
  • Maniacal Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 14008
  • Karma: 596
  • Gender: Male
  • Shai-Hulud
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3321 on: September 23, 2006, 01:56:02 PM »
Quote from: Callaway on September 23, 2006, 03:47:58 AM
Quote from: kevv729 on September 23, 2006, 02:41:20 AM
What other show Frasier was on?

Cheers
Thanks, was to drunk to remember then. ;D
Logged
Guardian of the Empire

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3322 on: September 24, 2006, 05:29:52 AM »
Fuck I'm tired
Logged

Offline Nomaken

  • The Anti-Fuck
  • Obsessive Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 5232
  • Karma: 3
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3323 on: September 24, 2006, 08:18:15 AM »
What... the FUCK... happened?
Logged
And as always, these are simply my worthless opinions.
Reverence is fine, Sanctity is silly.
We're all fucked, it helps to remember that.

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3324 on: September 24, 2006, 08:39:47 AM »
Quote from: Nomaken on September 24, 2006, 08:18:15 AM
What... the FUCK... happened?

So did you end up blitzed then?  Last I remember of your status reports you were moaning that it wasn't getting you drunk fast enough.
Logged

Offline SovaNu

  • astralanes
  • .
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 19359
  • Karma: 796
  • Gender: Female
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3325 on: September 24, 2006, 09:55:51 AM »
sometimes the effects of alcohol can come on all of a sudden. like you're slurping yuour voddy and wonder why you aren't drunk yet, then bam you wake up convered in mysterious bruises. :P
Logged
"I think everybody has an asshole component to their personality. It's just a matter of how much you indulge it. Those who do it often form a habit. So like any addiction, you have to learn to overcome it."
~Lord Phlexor

"Sometimes stepping on one's own dick is a memorable learning experience."
~PPK

"We are all the sum of our tears. Too little and the ground is not fertile and nothing can grow there; too much, the best of us is washed away."
~Gkar

:blonde:

Offline El

  • Unofficial Weird News Reporter of the Aspie Elite
  • News Box Slave
  • Almighty Postwhore
  • *****
  • Posts: 21926
  • Karma: 2615
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3326 on: September 24, 2006, 10:34:58 AM »
What does it say if you never drink and still get random bruises?
Logged
Quote from: odeon on April 30, 2010, 01:35:57 AM
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
Quote from: Lit on November 02, 2013, 10:24:49 AM
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
Quote from: ProfessorFarnsworth on September 23, 2012, 01:16:21 AM
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3327 on: September 24, 2006, 01:00:37 PM »
Quote from: MillaPill on September 24, 2006, 09:55:51 AM
sometimes the effects of alcohol can come on all of a sudden. like you're slurping yuour voddy and wonder why you aren't drunk yet, then bam you wake up convered in mysterious bruises. :P

With me I'll be sitting there thinking I'm not pissed then I stand up and suddenly realise actually I am :D
Logged

thepeaguy

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3328 on: September 24, 2006, 01:10:39 PM »
I am back, I am the greatest...
Logged

purposefulinsanity

  • Guest
Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #3329 on: September 24, 2006, 01:43:27 PM »
I wish I knew how to read people :-\
Logged
Pages: 1 ... 220 221 [222] 223 224 ... 1997   Go Up
« previous next »