i found a beer! it was sitting on my bed next to be.i think my alter ego left it there for me. yay.
dad id getting laid by some lady that wants me to hook up with her 18 YEAR OLD DAUGHTER.(IM 34)
I TOLD HER TO HAVE HER DAUGHTER GIVE ME A CALL IN 4 OR 5 YEARS.
i dont want to go to jail. and her mom is a mess, and says her daughter is just like her.
yikes, as much as i would love to get laid, id feel like a pedophile