Post what you're thinking right now.

[Trigger 11]

Mono sucks!

The slight twitching in my hands seems to be slowly increasing in recent months. I wonder if it is from using the iPhone so much.

Either cut back on using the iPhone, or masturbate less.

I have masturbated ONCE in the past six months! That ain't the problem!

Fuck! Whatshername just came on.

[earthboundmisfit]

Then masturbate more.

[jman]

I see all these bad things going on around me at work and I feel powerless and it makes me depressed

[Parts]

So much to do So much to do So much to do So much to do So much to do

[Trigger 11]

Then masturbate more.

Thanks for the advice!

Mono sucks!

The slight twitching in my hands seems to be slowly increasing in recent months. I wonder if it is from using the iPhone so much.

Either cut back on using the iPhone, or masturbate less.

I have masturbated TWICE in the past six months! That ain't the problem!

Fuck! Whatshername just came on.

Corrected!

[El]

Then masturbate more.

Yeah.  No wonder Trig's twitching.  Jesus christ.

[Silk]

I can't believe that So You Think You Can Dance made me cry tonight. It was a beautiful routine, and picking This Woman's Work by Maxwell was a low blow. I was cool until everyone started crying.

[Trigger 11]

First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.

[Adam]

Weird weather... hail in July 

Now it's stopped and the sun has come out

[El]

First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.

Umm... take long showers?  (How complicated can it possible be???)

And you were saving yourself for someone to do what?  How long is your refractory period???   

[Trigger 11]

First off, I guess I need to figure out a way to masturbate more often. Especially since saving myself for someone didn't pan out.

Secondly, i need to decide if I should disclose the mononucleosis and apparent depression to work. I might have to in order to save my ass, but prefer just manning up and taking responsibility.

Umm... take long showers?  (How complicated can it possible be???)

And you were saving yourself for someone to do what?  How long is your refractory period???  

Taking long showers would violate my environmental principles.

As for the other thing, I thought I would not have any pleasuring prior to engaging in my next physical relationship.

Call me a romantic!

[earthboundmisfit]

Saving yourself? Dude, it's a renewable resource. Crank out as many as you want.

[El]

Saving yourself? Dude, it's a renewable resource. Crank out as many as you want.

EBMF speaks the truth.  Just whack it, ffs.  Besides which, imagine you wind up meeting the girl of your dreams and get to hook up with her right away, after half a year of no masturbation:

[TheoK]

But it's good to save the cum, if you happen to meet a girl who just went 15. 

[El]

But it's good to save the cum, if you happen to meet a girl who just went 15. 

You're trying to hard to be offensive at every opportunity.  That one didn't even make sense.