Post what you're thinking right now.

[Adam]

Yeah I have never spent money on porn in my life

[Parts]

Well I'm old "And when I was a kid" they had no porn sites not that I ever bought much used to find them by the beach when I walked the dog

[Adam]

When I was about 13 there was this tree near the park that got struck by lightening and we used to go there to climb on it coz it was cool, and one day we went and there was loads of lesbian porn scattered all over the place.

[Trigger 11]

Nature, brats, pineapple juice, and Vicodin. Ahhh, the life!

[SleepyDragon]

10:35 am, morning teatime.

[Blasted]

I need some fucking sleep.  Why is my insomnia back?  I fail.

[Blasted]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

[RageBeoulve]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

[Blasted]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

You don't know my talents in that particular area 

[Adam]

i want to sleep with Dr Sexy

[RageBeoulve]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

You don't know my talents in that particular area 

Well like I said. I can't tell you how to live your life. A lot of people would call you crazy for it though.  :lol:

[Blasted]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

You don't know my talents in that particular area 

Well like I said. I can't tell you how to live your life. A lot of people would call you crazy for it though.  :lol:

A lot of people have called me crazy 

[RageBeoulve]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

You don't know my talents in that particular area 

Well like I said. I can't tell you how to live your life. A lot of people would call you crazy for it though.  :lol:

A lot of people have called me crazy 

Well its pretty crazy to turn away from a nice gentleman who is going places, thats for sure. You stumped me there. 

[Blasted]

Bet he won't do anything. He's just trying to aggravate you, babe. Don't worry about it, because when you act worried, you're giving him a ton of pleasure and satisfaction.

Just smile and tell him he's a faggot.

 

Or maybe she's trying to act miserable until you get so pissed off you go fight him. 

Lol nah. We're not thinking of doing anything together anymore so prolly not. 


 :lol:

Did you divorce?

Actually I think she believes I am some real "together" kind of guy and that she'd somehow hinder me. I don't really think so cause NOTHING could hinder me(lol  )

But hey. I'm not the boss. 

Hinder would not be my choice of wording.  More like annoy 

Aww. I don't see you annoying me. Thats a pretty difficult thing to do unless you were a slob or something. 

You don't know my talents in that particular area 

Well like I said. I can't tell you how to live your life. A lot of people would call you crazy for it though.  :lol:

A lot of people have called me crazy 

Well its pretty crazy to turn away from a nice gentleman who is going places, thats for sure. You stumped me there. 

You cocky bastard   

[El]

Unless it's some rare wicked novelty thing (ex. the POTC spoofs), in this day and age, anyone who has internet access but nevertheless actually pays for whack material is a fucking MORON.