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Offline RageBeoulve

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19320 on: June 01, 2009, 11:46:21 AM »
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.

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Bahaha. See?

A big part of it is how comfortable you are with your sexual partner. Plus if I was to give ATM, I would expect her not to have shit flying out of her ass. It'd best be clean or I won't do anything at all. I'd need to be able to lick on it a little in preparation for the penetration.

Who doesn't like getting their butthole licked? I mean cm'on! :lol:

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I don't! One time I let a girl do stuff there and I felt like my sphincter no longer functioned and I was going to shit every breath I took for about a week. :zombiefuck:

Well I would say its because you already had reservations about it in your mind... but i'm not gonna pretend to know everything. Maybe its just not for you man.

I am quite open-minded and will try almost anything at least once. What was done I did not expect to have any issues with. It intensified the blowjob, so at the time was nice. It's just that for the following week, my sphincter "felt" like it was not working and everything was going to just come right out. I could never be a gay dude.

Thats weird. Maybe she screwed something up a little. I dunno man that doen't sound right.

Theres nothing gay about it either dude. Its fact that men have a lot of nerves up inside their asses. If you get a bj with a couple of fingers massaging the prostate, you'll cum buckets every time.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19321 on: June 01, 2009, 11:51:42 AM »
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.

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Bahaha. See?

A big part of it is how comfortable you are with your sexual partner. Plus if I was to give ATM, I would expect her not to have shit flying out of her ass. It'd best be clean or I won't do anything at all. I'd need to be able to lick on it a little in preparation for the penetration.

Who doesn't like getting their butthole licked? I mean cm'on! :lol:

 :thumbdn:

I don't! One time I let a girl do stuff there and I felt like my sphincter no longer functioned and I was going to shit every breath I took for about a week. :zombiefuck:

 :zombiefuck:

How big was the strap-on she used on you?

Ewwww!  :zombiefuck: That is not what was done!!!!!!!! >:(
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19322 on: June 01, 2009, 11:53:07 AM »
My point is, I could not be a gay man, because anything done around there seems to have this long and lingering side effect. Me thinks it would be hard on my gay lover if that area was off limits.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19323 on: June 01, 2009, 11:54:06 AM »
This conversation has become twisted and disturbing. :zoinks:
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
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I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19324 on: June 01, 2009, 12:49:05 PM »
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.

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Bahaha. See?

A big part of it is how comfortable you are with your sexual partner. Plus if I was to give ATM, I would expect her not to have shit flying out of her ass. It'd best be clean or I won't do anything at all. I'd need to be able to lick on it a little in preparation for the penetration.

Who doesn't like getting their butthole licked? I mean cm'on! :lol:

 :thumbdn:

I don't! One time I let a girl do stuff there and I felt like my sphincter no longer functioned and I was going to shit every breath I took for about a week. :zombiefuck:

 :zombiefuck:

How big was the strap-on she used on you?
I think she just had fat fingers, callaway.  :P
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
You win this thread because that's most unsettling to even think about.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19325 on: June 01, 2009, 01:03:00 PM »
^I am somewhat fascinated by ATM  :laugh:  Only if I was the receiver though.

 ???



Bahaha. See?

A big part of it is how comfortable you are with your sexual partner. Plus if I was to give ATM, I would expect her not to have shit flying out of her ass. It'd best be clean or I won't do anything at all. I'd need to be able to lick on it a little in preparation for the penetration.

Who doesn't like getting their butthole licked? I mean cm'on! :lol:

 :thumbdn:

I don't! One time I let a girl do stuff there and I felt like my sphincter no longer functioned and I was going to shit every breath I took for about a week. :zombiefuck:

 :zombiefuck:

How big was the strap-on she used on you?
I think she just had fat fingers, callaway.  :P

NOTHING WAS INSERTED!!!!!!!! GEESH!!!!!!!!!!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19326 on: June 01, 2009, 01:38:11 PM »
Your homophobia is amusing man. No but really. Being broken down there for a week all of the sudden cause your gf fingered you is not normal dude. Don't be afraid to ask your doc about it during your next checkup. You can never be too careful with your health.
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They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19327 on: June 01, 2009, 01:46:37 PM »
I'm not homophobic!
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19328 on: June 01, 2009, 01:49:26 PM »
Ha ha ha ha! Ok buddy ok. But really. Take my advice about asking the doctor. Seriously. Theres no reason your butt should be broken after a little play with your GF.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19329 on: June 01, 2009, 01:50:13 PM »
The bitch should lick it really good instead.  :zoinks:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19330 on: June 01, 2009, 02:01:12 PM »
Ha ha ha ha! Ok buddy ok. But really. Take my advice about asking the doctor. Seriously. Theres no reason your butt should be broken after a little play with your GF.

I've been scoped multiple times in the past few years. My insides don't work as well as they should, but mostly due to diet. I also had an inordinate amount of polyps for someone my age, but they were all benign.
Crazy, I'm halfway to crazy
Suicide would waste me
Homicide would break me
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Tongue tied and tied to the tongue
Oh, is life as bad as dreams
I guess that's just the way it seems

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19331 on: June 01, 2009, 02:06:24 PM »
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19332 on: June 01, 2009, 02:09:44 PM »
Ha ha ha ha! Ok buddy ok. But really. Take my advice about asking the doctor. Seriously. Theres no reason your butt should be broken after a little play with your GF.

I've been scoped multiple times in the past few years. My insides don't work as well as they should, but mostly due to diet. I also had an inordinate amount of polyps for someone my age, but they were all benign.
My brother has had similar issues as far as the polyps go.   He drinks a lot of beer, and that is what the doctor said (along with the food he eats) is to blame for all of his polyps.
:P   Internets are super serious.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19333 on: June 01, 2009, 02:13:58 PM »
Real men don't get polyps.  8)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #19334 on: June 01, 2009, 02:17:56 PM »
Wow guys. I drink like a fucking scottish clansmen and i've never heard of this before. Do you get an upset stomache a lot or something? Wierd.
"I’m fearless in my heart.
They will always see that in my eyes.
I am the passion; I am the warfare.
I will never stop...
always constant, accurate, and intense."

  - Steve Vai, "The Audience is Listening"