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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16740 on: May 05, 2008, 04:40:43 PM »
I missed the drama again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
George:I'd say I'm sorry to disappoint you, but I'm not. I excel at not giving a shit. Experience has taught me that interest begets expectation, and expectation beget disappointment, so the key to avoiding disappointment is to avoid interest. A equals B equals C Equals A, or whatever. I also don't have a lot of interest in being a good person or a bad person. From what I can tell, either way, you're screwed. Bad people are punished by society's laws, and good people are punished by Murphy's Law

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16741 on: May 05, 2008, 04:52:54 PM »
I missed the drama again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

Good thing.   :green:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16742 on: May 05, 2008, 05:32:57 PM »
Fuck yeah, I have $1416.62, oh yeah!!!!!!!!!!!

That some good sex!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :laugh: :wanker:  Piggy go all the way home :laugh:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16743 on: May 05, 2008, 05:59:54 PM »
FUCKY FUCK FUCK, THE GAL DOWN THE STREET, SHE WANTS ME, DAMN JESSICA, WHAT NERVE.  LIFE IS SWEET WHEN THEY CUM TO YOU.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16744 on: May 05, 2008, 06:02:25 PM »
Ho ho hoo ho ho, I been taking steroids for over a month :wanker:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16745 on: May 05, 2008, 06:39:18 PM »
I believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up.

...I really hope it was a telemarketer.   :laugh:  Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though?  I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.

If they didn't identify themselves first then it's 100% certain that it was a telemarketer.  And most likely a political telemarketer.  You were probably being set up to hear some poll/survey or attack ad.

Either way I wouldn't have wasted the energy on saying "cunt".   ;)  As soon as teleportation is perfected I intend to beam me over to the source of the call rip wires, smash desks etc and beam myself out before they know what hit them.   :evillaugh:
Are you kidding?  the abillity to call someone a cunt with no reprocussions was a godsend.  XD
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16746 on: May 05, 2008, 06:40:34 PM »
I called my mom a cunt
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16747 on: May 05, 2008, 06:40:43 PM »
I think I have like a medical need to eat an entire can of frosting or something insane like that, but I'm not totally sure.
it is well known that PMS Elle is evil.
I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16748 on: May 05, 2008, 07:06:54 PM »
Hypoglycemic?  :laugh:

... or something?
You'll never self-actualize the subconscious canopy of stardust with that attitude.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16749 on: May 05, 2008, 08:22:32 PM »
I believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up.

...I really hope it was a telemarketer.   :laugh:  Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though?  I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.

If they didn't identify themselves first then it's 100% certain that it was a telemarketer.  And most likely a political telemarketer.  You were probably being set up to hear some poll/survey or attack ad.

Either way I wouldn't have wasted the energy on saying "cunt".   ;)  As soon as teleportation is perfected I intend to beam me over to the source of the call rip wires, smash desks etc and beam myself out before they know what hit them.   :evillaugh:
Are you kidding?  the abillity to call someone a cunt with no reprocussions was a godsend.  XD

I hear what your saying and you've never heard me respond to a telemarketer......................lets just say I'd probably make you blush or look at me with unbridled fear in your eyes!   >:D :grrr:    When I go into "rage" mode, those who don't know me move away very fast...............it took my wife a couple of years before she accepted  that my rage is never targeted at the innocents.  :angel:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16750 on: May 05, 2008, 08:26:31 PM »
Hypoglycemic?  :laugh:

... or something?
Almost definitely.  Prolly overtired and stressed, too.  (I'm in the middle of final exams and some other stuff, too.)
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I think you'd fit in a 12" or at least a 16" firework mortar
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16751 on: May 05, 2008, 08:41:58 PM »
Hypoglycemic?  :laugh:

... or something?
Almost definitely.  Prolly overtired and stressed, too.  (I'm in the middle of final exams and some other stuff, too.)

Get some rest, get laid, get more rest, you'll be in the pink in no time!   :green:

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16752 on: May 05, 2008, 08:48:07 PM »
I missed the drama again. Is that a good thing or a bad thing?

I have new drama, but I made cooffee a half hour ago and I 'm   hitting the sack in a bit. drama, infuckingdeed!






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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16753 on: May 05, 2008, 08:50:06 PM »
I really hate my in laws :grrr:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #16754 on: May 05, 2008, 08:52:14 PM »
I believe that when a pre-recorded telemarketer calls for the second time in one morning, asking you to 'please hold' as soon as you answer the phone, it is a totally appropriate response to say "Cunt!" and hang the phone up.

...I really hope it was a telemarketer.   :laugh:  Who the fuck else would ask me to hold as soon as I picked up the phone, though?  I can't imaging them expecting a sane person to comply.

If they didn't identify themselves first then it's 100% certain that it was a telemarketer.  And most likely a political telemarketer.  You were probably being set up to hear some poll/survey or attack ad.

Either way I wouldn't have wasted the energy on saying "cunt".   ;)  As soon as teleportation is perfected I intend to beam me over to the source of the call rip wires, smash desks etc and beam myself out before they know what hit them.   :evillaugh:
Are you kidding?  the abillity to call someone a cunt with no reprocussions was a godsend.  XD

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Jimi Hendrix: When the power of love overcomes the love of power the world will know peace. 

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