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[Parts]

I wish I could stop itching 

[Lucifer]

It's a romance epic of dark and biblical proportions.     AS directed by Cecille B. DeMille, A Hammer Films Production.   

biblical?  my word, no - what we get up to is probably banned all the way through the bible, ozy.

 

Appropriate for your devilish pursuits of sensual evil!   

 

you'd better believe it, old son.

[Lucifer]

I wish I could stop itching 

oh, you and me both, parts. 

off to the homeopathic hospital again this morning (they had a cancellation, for some ungodly, traffic-filled time).  we'll see if something conquers the eczema this time (though, quite frankly, until they get me some therapy and support for all the other shit in my life, or teach me how to cry again, i have my doubts).

[odeon]

wtf am i doing back here?   

it's all odeon's fault.

I could make it worth your while... 

ker-CHING! 

i'm all yours, gorgeous.    

and i won't even make you wear the red leather thong, okay?

But you can wear yours. For a while. And don't forget the boots.

[odeon]

It's a romance epic of dark and biblical proportions.     AS directed by Cecille B. DeMille, A Hammer Films Production.   

biblical?  my word, no - what we get up to is probably banned all the way through the bible, ozy.

 

We try to make sure of it.

[Lucifer]

wtf am i doing back here?   

it's all odeon's fault.

I could make it worth your while... 

ker-CHING! 

i'm all yours, gorgeous.    

and i won't even make you wear the red leather thong, okay?

But you can wear yours. For a while. And don't forget the boots.

sure you don't want the fuschia thong i made 'specially cos it matches that bra you love so much?

"for a while" - yeah, measured in cuntiseconds, as usual. 

[Lucifer]

It's a romance epic of dark and biblical proportions.     AS directed by Cecille B. DeMille, A Hammer Films Production.   

biblical?  my word, no - what we get up to is probably banned all the way through the bible, ozy.

 

We try to make sure of it.

we're terribly conscientious, you know.   

[odeon]

wtf am i doing back here?   

it's all odeon's fault.

I could make it worth your while... 

ker-CHING! 

i'm all yours, gorgeous.    

and i won't even make you wear the red leather thong, okay?

But you can wear yours. For a while. And don't forget the boots.

sure you don't want the fuschia thong i made 'specially cos it matches that bra you love so much?

"for a while" - yeah, measured in cuntiseconds, as usual. 

Okyoutalkedmeintoit.

[Lucifer]

deal!

foom?   

[ozymandias]

I wish I could stop itching 

oh, you and me both, parts. 

off to the homeopathic hospital again this morning (they had a cancellation, for some ungodly, traffic-filled time).  we'll see if something conquers the eczema this time (though, quite frankly, until they get me some therapy and support for all the other shit in my life, or teach me how to cry again, i have my doubts).

Must be something in the winter air.  I'm just starting to feel the benefits of a corticosteroid treatment to get my "body" rash under control.  I don't know if it's eczema or contact dermatitis, but it creeps up on me every few years or so.   I'v had it so bad in the past that I required a two-three week regimen of prednisone just to feel human again.  I'd rather deal with pain then incessant itchiness.   

[odeon]

deal!

foom?   

Now.

[Lucifer]

deal!

foom?   

Now.

is there anyone else in that projection booth?   

/revs broomstick... 

[ozymandias]

Did I just hear a sonic boom!   

[Lucifer]

whoops, sorry - i knew raw broccoli was a bad idea.   

[ozymandias]

"When vegetables attack 4--The reckoning"