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Offline Eclair

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11160 on: August 25, 2007, 07:19:05 AM »
GA:  I've had that happen too.

new thought:  I would quite like to learn some basic lockpicking; just how to defeat those dinky little indoor locks that are built into the knobs of doors and should be pickable with a paperclip.
Can't you just put a blunt ended butter knife in the slot and turn it? 

The hole is really tiny.  A knife won't fit.  It got crowded with two paperclips.

A little flat screwdriver?

SUCCESS!!!!   :plus::heart:

OK, now I have given you the gift...don't let the power to open locked doors go to your head!   ;)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11161 on: August 25, 2007, 09:04:47 AM »
OK, now I have given you the gift...don't let the power to open locked doors go to your head!   ;)

Use your powers for good, not evil  :-*

I have absolutely no intention of using this power for anything but evil.  What's the point of having powers if I have to use them for good????
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11162 on: August 25, 2007, 09:52:41 AM »
PMS Elle :plus:
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11163 on: August 25, 2007, 09:53:27 AM »
What will my boyfriend make me for breakfast? I'm starving.

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11164 on: August 25, 2007, 10:49:04 AM »
I'm SOOOO BOOORREEEDDDDD.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11165 on: August 25, 2007, 10:49:53 AM »
Yes I've noticed that! It even happens when I watch a specific TV show alot.

i dunno what you're talking about you frellin smeghead!
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11166 on: August 25, 2007, 10:57:06 AM »
Callaway, jessus, I was joking, and it sounds like someone turned on the filter.  I am not tired at all, because if I was psychotic, I would be from the distress.  I have much stimulus, but it has no affect.  I mean, its not like I spend all day in doors with no one.  I have second thoughts that occur all the time, and I know how mood affects how we think.  I am not psychotic, although your concern is much appreaciated.  I just want to be left alone.  I would go to the psychiatrist if I needed to, I am not stupid. Even if I was, I would circum to my distress and go.  I could care less if all the psychiatrist died, I mean this is not to be taken literally.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11167 on: August 25, 2007, 11:04:13 AM »
Yes I've noticed that! It even happens when I watch a specific TV show alot.

i dunno what you're talking about you frellin smeghead!

:D

Red Dwarf and Farscape!  (i assume)

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11168 on: August 25, 2007, 11:29:56 AM »
What will my boyfriend make me for breakfast? I'm starving.

Maybe he'll give you his hotdog to nibble on?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11169 on: August 25, 2007, 11:31:48 AM »
My girlfriend hates hotdogs, anyway, I would not give her that nitrated garbage.

Fresh organic hotdog at least.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11170 on: August 25, 2007, 11:33:35 AM »
*ducks as a clue whistles past*

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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11171 on: August 25, 2007, 11:44:09 AM »
Yes I've noticed that! It even happens when I watch a specific TV show alot.

i dunno what you're talking about you frellin smeghead!

:D

Red Dwarf and Farscape!  (i assume)

that was pretty easy eh? :P

who is it that says "affirmative" to everything? i keep thinking it's somekind of android, but i don't think it's Kryten nor Data.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11172 on: August 25, 2007, 11:58:03 AM »
I think I am fuckn hungry.  I wish I had some god damn money.  I would buy some smart balance peanut butter, organic broccoli, organic bananas, chamomile tea, alfalfa pills,  soft corn tortillas, soy milk, cocoa powder, and a bag of beans.

Fuckn want peanut butter and banana sandwhichs.
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11173 on: August 25, 2007, 12:04:21 PM »
Yes I've noticed that! It even happens when I watch a specific TV show alot.

i dunno what you're talking about you frellin smeghead!

:D

Red Dwarf and Farscape!  (i assume)

that was pretty easy eh? :P

who is it that says "affirmative" to everything? i keep thinking it's somekind of android, but i don't think it's Kryten nor Data.

I got farscape; and am a little ashamed of it.

And are you sure it wasn't Data?  I can picture him saying it.  Didn't everyone on Nextgen say it, like "over and out" only nerdier?
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Re: Post what you're thinking right now.
« Reply #11174 on: August 25, 2007, 12:51:07 PM »
On Star Trek they tend to say "Acknowledged", Data said "affirmative" a few times, but so did Spock. Teal'c's catchphrase is "Indeed" (which is also mine).